"OMG I'm so funny. And beautiful. Watch me work that crowd at the bar with my wit and beauty. I'm amazing."
"Girl, you're suffering from alcohol induced narcissism. You need to chill in the corner over there before you make more of a fool of yourself."
"Girl, you're suffering from alcohol induced narcissism. You need to chill in the corner over there before you make more of a fool of yourself."
by sfguamgirl July 29, 2014
Get the alcohol induced narcissism mug.1. The uncontrollable, annoying compulsion to over emphasize the pronunciation of certain syllabic sounds that are not commonly emphasized. These are usually emphasized on non-accented syllables in words that most people slur over - often to the severe annoyance to coworkers and family members. ex: Portal is said POR-tal. But a VN (voice narcissist) will pronounce it por-TAL.
2. the uncontrollable urge to hear one's own voice above an instead of all others. Includes laughing loudly at inappropriate times, or making phone calls for the express purpose of talking loudly so that you can hear your own voice.
3. being obsessed with the sound of their own voice and how is echoes back to them...
4. And causing a scene or "car crash" with words so as to be noticed above all others. To include loudly saying BEEP! In order to censor themselves.
5. the benefit to the VN of hearing one’s own voice is inversely proportional to the inconvenience to those in the immediately surrounding area.
2. the uncontrollable urge to hear one's own voice above an instead of all others. Includes laughing loudly at inappropriate times, or making phone calls for the express purpose of talking loudly so that you can hear your own voice.
3. being obsessed with the sound of their own voice and how is echoes back to them...
4. And causing a scene or "car crash" with words so as to be noticed above all others. To include loudly saying BEEP! In order to censor themselves.
5. the benefit to the VN of hearing one’s own voice is inversely proportional to the inconvenience to those in the immediately surrounding area.
Did you hear Donna on the phone? She makes the most retarded noises and talks so loudly. It's as if she can't be happy unless she annoys the crap out of us with her voice narcissism.
by jac1216 August 15, 2012
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Narcissism? I'm no narssist, I'm just really, really, really, ridiculusly good looking...
*which for all the ladies out there, I am ;)
*which for all the ladies out there, I am ;)
by Blah1... October 27, 2005
Get the narcissism mug.1. An extreme fascination with oneself and one’s own physical appearance and/or sexual ability, to the point, wherein, one finds pleasure, in the contemplation there of. 2. One who gets off contemplating the thought of the sexual arousal or gratification that they produce in others.
Nikki loved her stripping job. The attention and adoration, from the customers was like a drug to her narcissism.
by Robbie Amorous July 4, 2005
Get the narcissism mug.The perverted Emperor of Rome masturbated madly in front of the mirror, gorging his already puissant narcissism. Many were the kittens that met death under his reign.
by Killing Kittens December 28, 2005
Get the narcissism mug.Temporarily simulated narcissism. To imply boastfulness, conceit, egocentricity in a virtual world or Social Media outlet such as Facebook.
Virtual Narcissism is the insecure act of requesting friends you do not know, simply to boast how many people you imply you know to the virtual world of Facebook, MySpace or any other Social Media outlet found on the World Wide Web with no intention to network or act of personal gain. It is simply to stroke the ego, while spending personal wasted hours adding friends you will never meet in the real world.
by Lolo de Los... January 20, 2011
Get the Virtual Narcissism mug.A personality construct characterized by fragile self-esteem, a sense of entitlement and a total lack of resilience to life's ups and downs. Contrary to popular thought, it is not a distinct personality type, but rather the outcome of a prior issue such as Borderline Personality Disorder, Paranoid Personality Disorder. Avoidant Personality Disorder or just extremely low self-esteem.
People with high levels of vulnerable narcissism tend to be excessively self-conscious, self-absorbed and expect to be handled with kid gloves at all times. Intolerance to differing opinions and an egregious sense of victimization tend to characterize these types. (See Social Justice Warrior)
If you know someone whose self-esteem seems to be excessively unstable and fragile, you might be dealing with someone with high amounts of vulnerable narcissism.
People with high levels of vulnerable narcissism tend to be excessively self-conscious, self-absorbed and expect to be handled with kid gloves at all times. Intolerance to differing opinions and an egregious sense of victimization tend to characterize these types. (See Social Justice Warrior)
If you know someone whose self-esteem seems to be excessively unstable and fragile, you might be dealing with someone with high amounts of vulnerable narcissism.
Bob: My girlfriend has Borderline Personality Disorder and tends to lose her shit when I don't want to go to her favourite restaurant every damn night.
John: Because she has too much vulnerable narcissism, bro. It makes her entitled to special treatment.
John: Because she has too much vulnerable narcissism, bro. It makes her entitled to special treatment.
by Octopushaha May 7, 2018
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