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Napstered

When an old and arrogant company or industry rails against new technology because they are afraid of change and lost profits and then loses market share or goes bankrupt because of their attitude.

A reference to the 1999 Napster snafu, in which illegally downloaded music brought the music industry to its knees and forever changed its face. Smart companies that saw the opportunity for profit in the new filesharing were not Napstered.
"These crazy book publishers are about to get Napstered if they don't start selling ebooks for reasonable prices."

"We own the market now, and our old competition got Napstered when they wasted all their energy fighting change."

"Apple is a company that saw an opportunity and took it. Too bad everyone else just got Napstered."
by BethanyGM February 6, 2010
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napsterbation

The act of masturbating in order to take a much needed nap.
I needed a nap so bad but couldn't fall asleep so I used some much needed napsterbation and fell asleep in 10 seconds.
by 89sky07 January 2, 2012
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Napsterbation

The activity of inducing a nap by masturbating.
"what are you going to do this afternoon?", "I'm going home, drink a beer, maybe a little Napsterbation."
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nasterrific

something so nasty that it's actually terrific
those pink boogers on your handkerchief are nasterrific
by pink booger June 30, 2011
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Napster

A formerly Peer-to-Peer file sharing network, but thanks to the RIAA it has since become legal and the files I download aren't compatible with my iPod
Fuck the RIAA, now I have 1000 songs I can't do anything with. Great.
by Biddy August 4, 2005
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Napster Syndrome

n. A defect in MP3 audio files that results in screeching, buzzing, clicking and popping. This symptom, constantly found in files propagated on networks such as Kazaa, was most prevalent on Napster, whence the name is derived.
For God's sake, this MP3 I downloaded is contaminated with the Napster Syndrome.
by Dave April 1, 2004
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nasterbasty

The action of satisfying oneself sexually with a turkey baster.
After thanksgiving dinner, I headed towards the kitchen for a little nasterbasty.
by Seamus O'houlihan February 12, 2007
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