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Nutsock

A nutsock is a sock in which you repeatedly masturbate into, until it is all crusty and rock like and continue to throw it at the bitch that has driven you to crust up the sock to that degree, knocking her out.
Girl: "Eww why the hell is this sock rock hard and crusty"
Guy:" It's a nutsock, I need it cause you're a fat ass bitch and that sock lets me nut inside it"
by Falcon691 May 21, 2013
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The Nutshack

A Filipino-American cartoon show created in 2007 to air on Myx TV. The show has become increasingly popular due to it becoming an internet meme. It is known for its very poor quality and repetitive theme song. It has become quite popular to edit the theme song so that every time the word "Nutshack" is sung, something funny or cancerous happens to the video, however people are expanding among that type of Nutshack meme and are becoming very creative.
Guy 1: Hey, have you seen my new video?
Guy 2: Yes, and I'm really tired of all of The Nutshack memes.
by DatGTA5Addict October 1, 2016
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Nutzac Efron

The sexy version of tea-bagging. Have you ever approached a girl at a bar an asked her to tea-bag you? I'm sure that did not go well. Now try this, ask a girl if she would like a Nutzac Efron? Girls cannot resist anything associated to Zac Efron and before you know it she will be licking your balls.
I gave her a Nutzac Efron and she loved it.
by Nutzac Efron August 7, 2010
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nutscape

the art of taking a picture of a picturesque landscape with your ballz dangling in the image (typically, with some pubes visible) seen as a shadow.
Hey Laquisha and Tay-Tay, come check out this nutscape.

Before I leave Hawaii, I need to take a nutscape.
by kujinator January 19, 2016
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thanos nutsak

When your ball sak is purple and it looks like a soggy grape.
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Nutsacked

When a man receives a considerable amount of damage to his balls.
"god, did u see the way he landed on his balls? He totally just got nutsacked."
by freethroepr January 1, 2014
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twittling your nutsack

To be in a state of complete and absolute uselessness to any one or anything. No productive action or thought can be sequestered while in this annoying as hell state. Repeatedly dunking one's head into a bucket of rusty razors is more useful to the universe than twittling your nutsack.
Matt: DUDE!, UR MY PARTNER! STOP FUCKING TWITTLING YOUR NUTSACK AND HELP ME WITH OUR PHYSICS BRIDGE PROJECT!

Nadsack:...

Matt: I should have taken the entire class's advice.
by cockjuggling thundercunt March 31, 2009
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