Note 20

stupid excuse of a samsung phone.
made of plastic, too rounded.
best part? 1000 dollars ;)

what's that plastic piece of shit?
oh, just my Note 20.

by noneofyogoddamnbusiness August 30, 2020

note streak

one tough mo´foking thing to get on guitar hero

smithers: dude that guy cant even get a 100 note streak he sucks my mommas balls
carlito: stfu smithers, you cant even get a 50

by douchemcfagenfollower December 23, 2008

note streak

that one thing you want to get in guitar hero

holy shit dudee,
800 note streak!
ima fucking kill you!

by douchemcfagen December 21, 2008

note to self

When you do something stupid, and make a mental note to yourself to not repeat it- although it is usually said aloud for comic purposes.

"Note to self- hamsters should not be used as golfballs"

by Anon May 14, 2005

note to crowd

A phrase used to attract attention to a fact or piece of information to the room at large, everyone in the area or around you etc. Derived from note to self, except that it serves as a reminder/informer of information to a group of people instead of the speaker alone.

1:(at a bar)Note to crowd, it's danny's round.
2:(at home with family)Note to crowd, there's no hot water left.
3:(at the office) Note to crowd, the printer is out of toner.
4:(to imaginary freinds)Note to crowd, someone drank all the beer.

by Stevie RC August 14, 2005

note to self

Verbal comment underlining a topic arising from what has occurred in a conversation or activity. Usually meant to be funny, and probably self directed to defuse an embarrassing situation.

Taken from the habit of people using a recording device to make notes not directly involved with the subject.

A:"So, how did your day go?"
B:"Lousy! I just want to go straight to sleep tonight . . . "
A:"Oh, ok, honey. Note to self: Go and put out the candles in the bedroom."

by D F Stuckey July 9, 2004

note to self

Catchphrase used by comic genuis Norm MacDonald in the movie "Dirty Work"

Note To Self: Buy Ass Wart Cream For Giant Wart On My Ass

Note To Self: Germans Love David Hasselhof

by didjitmachines July 9, 2004