NFL

National Forensic League. An excuse to socialize all day and get naked with various other people on a bus. Probably the most fun you'll have in your life if your not an unsocial loser. A place to make great friends and do a variety of otherwise inappropriate things.

speecher: "I'm now officially part of the NFL!"
non-speecher: "National Football League?"
speecher: "No. The one with intelligent people..."

by i love turtlez September 29, 2011

nfl

a bunch of pussies that get paid too much to play a GAME ... A GAME ... and then bitch that they arent paid enough. LOSERS !!!!

pussies that play football, nfl

by eric rebz March 28, 2011

NFl

Nfl is a football sport but it also means no fucking life

Friend:ready watch so NFL
Friend2:shut up you have no fucking life

by YOLO master 1131 September 25, 2016

NFL

Next f*cking level.

Guy1: Hey check this out! This dude can do 4 back flips off a single jump, that's nfl.
Guy2: Oh yeah I've already seen him on r/nextfuckinglevel

by اسمي March 26, 2020

NFL

Niggaz
Fo
Life

black guy: i'm in the NFL
asian guy: really? but you suck at football.
black guy: lol noob, i'm talkin about Niggaz Fo Life

by NFL person November 3, 2005

nfl

not fucking likely

'here mate can you cover on saturday'
'nfl i've got me bros wedding that day

by norkdeddog March 12, 2009

NFL

Not For LONG

There making Money NFL. Not if they kneel to the Football

Games!

by NOFANSLEFT September 24, 2017