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Nerve Bird

When someone is so nervous they are overwhelmed by a firm uncontrollable boner.
When Micheal Cohen cooperated with investigators on the Russia Probe, Donald Trump was plauged by a Nerve Bird.
by Budbear December 5, 2018
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Nerve Bending

A very high form of agrivation, usually given to you by a co-worker, boss, girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband, friends, etc...
Dude, this girl I was talking to yesterday gave me such a nerve bending, kept on blabbing on about stupid shit.
by Tragic Hero June 27, 2007
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nerve-crapping

When you are facing a big test/challenge of which the result matters of some kind, the sudden urge too poo your guts out.
Mom: C'mon Brad, you are going to be late for your exam if you don't leave now!
Brad: But mom, i have to go to the bathroom! Can't make it! Serious case of nerve-crapping!
by Windowlicker b July 3, 2011
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nerve.com

A great way to waste bandwidth.

Website for people who think, for example, that sleeping with more than one member of the opposite sex at once makes them sophisticated or interesting.

Has columnists who claim to be straight despite writing about their same-sex encounters.

Also contains members-only pseudo-artistic softcore porn.
"Dude, I can't believe people read this"

"Yeah man, I've never been glad I was born blind until now."
by smarm October 19, 2006
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nerve crack

A nerve crack is when someone has given up on everything, maybe because chronic and unresolved grief; unemployment; academic, occupational, and social stress; and ; deception from a loved one; and other sudden major life changes.
Mannnn!, I'm having a nerve crack " Cause its very hard to take a decisions , should i or should not , and why?
by ahtikin March 18, 2015
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nerve gas

an air biscuit so rank that it causes others to twitch and run covering their mouth.
Man, that mexican food has really tore my stomach up. I'm about to let out some serious nerve gas!
by Airius December 30, 2008
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nerve shooting

something the americans do during wars when they shit there pants and fire on allies
hey kurt theres a dot on this here radar.."replie" my god chuck shoot at the bastard
by die american bastards die! March 11, 2004
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