nilf

Nun I'd Like to Fuck

Wow, there goes one hot nilf! I envy her priest.

by king of canada June 19, 2006

nilf

Nanny I'd like to fuck.

see also NILN

Can you believe that gal the Beckham's hired to watch their kids?

Oh Pair, what a NILF!

by quacky December 28, 2005

NILF

Acronym for "Nintendo I'd Like (to) Fuck"

John Smith:
Yo' bitch that Gamecube lookin' fine I'd like to stick my pee pee in it's memory card slot

Joe Smitt:
I fully agree with your assessment. I am very aroused by the sight of this gaming system, and would go so far as to call it a NILF

by Giant Enemy Crab July 16, 2006

NILF

nigger i'd like to fuck.

did you see that guy? he was a nilf in my books.

by joceK December 26, 2007

NILF

nilf is a wonderful word. Is me!

"Norwegian i'd love to fuck"

my g, you're a nilf!

din harry hore

by that nilf over there October 26, 2020

Nilf

N. I. L. F means Neighbour I'd like to fuck. We probably have sexual feelings to our neighbour who is male. We say Nilfy for female.

He is a Nilf.

Look he is here, omg Nilf!

by thatemo2007 May 20, 2021

nailforces

A very short pretty ginger. They are very funny and very pretty. Also very pretty and funny. (Also has a piss kink)(Olivia)

Person 1: Hey have you seen nailforces’ new video?
Person 2: Yeah it was really funny and relatable!
Person 1: Yeah everyone loves nailforces.

by joemamadeeznutslol June 20, 2021