JFPTT

"Jesus Fucking Phantom Taco Truck!" -- exclamation
What we say when we go to get a taco from a taco truck we heard about, but it's gone! So we go way up the street and get a dependable Italian sub instead, and then when we get back to our desk our co-workers are all like "Email server is down!!"

Fifteen minutes! Seriously!??

A totally specific alternative to JFC or JFT

JFPTT! All I wanted was a taco!

by quacky March 25, 2010

toester strudel

When a man ejaculates on a girls toes and sucks her toes after

Girl: I want you to make me a toester strudel
Guy: I’ve got the icing so lemme see those toes girl

by Quacky September 09, 2020

nilf

Nanny I'd like to fuck.

see also NILN

Can you believe that gal the Beckham's hired to watch their kids?

Oh Pair, what a NILF!

by quacky December 28, 2005