A dirty, silly slag that thinks he is better than everyone else but can't even touch his toes becasue he has trauma from getting bent over by others, particularly sexy women called Grace.
Person A: Oh my God!!! Poor thing, can't even make eye contact. What's his name?
Person B: That's a Natan.
Person B: That's a Natan.
by Give us a cuppa mate March 14, 2024
Get the Natan mug.The correct version of Nathan in Spanish. Also, the superior version of not just Nathan, but also accentless Natan, Nathaniel, Nate and any other variation.
Natáns are usually what many would consider a “skinny legend”. What they lack for in height, they make up for in hair volume, texture and consistency.
Natáns are usually what many would consider a “skinny legend”. What they lack for in height, they make up for in hair volume, texture and consistency.
by perennialflop November 23, 2021
Get the Natán mug.A 'dirty Natan' is when a male begins to start explaining British coins, what each element on the periodic table is used in or what sound each different part of the drumkit does, while raw-dogging a woman in the ass and then proceeding to make the woman moan in polish before finishing in the toilet.
by obese lady April 22, 2023
Get the Dirty Natan mug.The Mosin-nagant is an old school bolt action rifle from Russia. Originally designed by a drunk Russian engineer and an even more drunk Belgian gunsmith, who drew up blueprints on napkins in the back of a pub somewhere in Siberia in a vodka-induced stupor. The Mosin-nagant fires the 7.62x54r cartridge, which can kill a polar bear at a thousand yards and keep going right through the tree he was standing in front of. The Mosin-nagant was used by the Russians in both world wars, so it's killed more Germans than collisions on the autobahn and under-cooked sauerkraut combined. Surplus Mosins can be found at gunshops in the States for like a hundred bucks on sale, and ammo is cheap surplus, so this is what real men shoot who don't want to drop $1299.99 on an AR-15 which fires a .22 round and that's made out of recycled milk jugs and Legos. Many of them come with a bayonet that's roughly the size of the sword William Wallace used in Braveheart. In the absence of gun oil, you can clean a Mosin by pissing down the barrel and wiping the bolt off with a dirty rag that you found on the floor in a Grease Monkey. Try that with a rifle that was designed less than 50 years ago.
Joe: " I need a rifle that is ten feet long and fires anti-tank rounds, but Ive only got 200 dollars!"
Ivan: "Amerikan comrade, you need mosin-nagant . Spend 100 on the rifle, fifty on case of ammo, use rest for vodka!"
In Soviet Russia, rifle fire you!!!
Ivan: "Amerikan comrade, you need mosin-nagant . Spend 100 on the rifle, fifty on case of ammo, use rest for vodka!"
In Soviet Russia, rifle fire you!!!
by Realmendrinkbeer94 June 20, 2011
Get the mosin-nagant mug.JoJo fan#1: Hey, I would bang Narancia!!!
JoJo fan#2: You know Narancia is a guy right?
JoJo fan#1 was found hanging from his fan later that day...
JoJo fan#2: You know Narancia is a guy right?
JoJo fan#1 was found hanging from his fan later that day...
by Mr.SpyCrab1 December 31, 2018
Get the Narancia mug.This beautiful spirit is a lover and a fighter. She will go out of her way for the ones she loves, always giving 110% of herself. Nalani is at her best when she feels needed and appreciated. If she dosen't like you you'll know it! Nalani takes the time needed to learn about her loved ones like and dislikes and hates when they cant pronounce her name right.
You can't go wrong with her as your other half weather as a close friend or significant other.
You can't go wrong with her as your other half weather as a close friend or significant other.
Person one: Did you see the above and beyond way that she prepared for her Valentine's date?
Person two: Yeah it was so Nalani!
Person one: ABSOLUTELY! Only the best will do!
Person two: Yeah it was so Nalani!
Person one: ABSOLUTELY! Only the best will do!
by Only~God~Knows May 7, 2019
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