the mystic star

when five guys line up in a star formation with one girl in the middle. the five guys take turns blowing their loads on her face.

hey do you want to come back to our place and make the mystic star??

we completely pulled the mystic star on that girl last night!

by Mr. Mystical October 22, 2009

Misti

Misti is anyone with a great smile and eyes. Always bringing the fun into the group. Very talkative and always is speaking her mind. Misti has a good body and is great in bed. Anyone who is named Misti is loved by everyone. Out going, loving, funny and fun to be around. Misti knows how to eat and loves cooking. Misti is awesome.

Anyone with a good smile, wow she's Misti.

by Skaterdood111 September 18, 2012

mutual mystification

During a act of cooperation, negotiation or decision making all parties withhold knowledge or information that either prolongs the process or completely destroys any chance of reaching the best possible result for all parties.

In order to "one up" the other both the sales and design teams created mutual mystification byfailing to disclose important exceptions and outlyers in their data that had the ability to compromise any final decision thusly

by Craig H. November 2, 2006

Mastiff

Mastiff is a large powerful dog that has a droopy face who loves to drool on the floor and your clothes when she comes over for a pat. She is an extremely protective family member and will challenge all intruders but is the biggest sook to those she loves.

Hagrid's dog, Fang from the Harry Potter movies is the most famous mastiff in the world.

Hey man, that mastiff is massive, can I give her a pat?

Sorry dude, you can't,she doesn't like strangers.

by All in the mind July 1, 2016

Masticarp

A verb to chew/tooth somebody's finger like a carp. Frowned upon in post-infancy.

Guy: Did you see Jim masticarping Phillip in the bar last night?
Girl: I don't go to gay bars.
Guy: No, he was just so drunk he started chewing on Phil's finger.

by Phredrikk October 8, 2011

masticate

To grind or chew. It sounds like masturbate so dumb fucks who are too lazy to figure out its real definition assume it means masturbate. It's a funny word and has power.

I masticated my food.

by w00tw00t April 5, 2003

Mystic Messenger

A game that makes your girlfriend ignore you and fantasize about someone your not

Her playing mystic messenger: omg look at his eyes and hair their so perfect

by Weebsaretrash89 April 28, 2019