Mystalking

Someone who follows the lives of their friends, or strangers, via their Myspace pages.

Figuring out that your ex-boyfriend has moved on, by mystalking his relationship status section

by Jenn Tisdale May 21, 2007

mystalker

A person who stalks another via the networking website, Myspace. Usually by reading their comments and looking at their pictures without leaving a comment.

Oh, he is such a mystalker. He mystalked everyone he briefly met at the party.

by ridiculousteph May 24, 2008

Mystalk

To spend hours on Myspace stalking your ex and his/her new companion.

I am going to mystalk him and see why he left my sorry ass.

by Cindymaehoneychild May 7, 2007

mystalking

stalking someone through the guise of myspace, whether it be through multiple page views or scouring of comments (and those left BY said person to others), yet without this person having any idea of the lurking.

mystalking is a serious crime.

ever wondered why your page views went up 500 times in an hour? yeahh, i was just mystalking you &heartzzz;

by mystalkersanonymous October 27, 2006

Mastahating

Masturbating to someone you don't like.

I hate that bitch but hey shes hot! I might just start "mastahating" to her!

by Some Arab Kid February 14, 2014

Mustahsan

Mustahsan is a Muslim name for boys meaning Commendable(deserving praise).The way one finds this name hard to pronounce,similarly the personality itself is very complicated to define,because you can't list all his good qulaities here.
A guy with dashing,cool,heroic personality with tremondous skill of conversation which one cant resist to fall for.
He is a guy who is blessed by Allah with a very kind heart .

He loves sport, but he prefers football. However, he despises cheaters just like everyone else. For exams , thats a different story.

someone:"mustahsan is a guy ,one is lucky to be friend with,a great influence to help you become a better person."
friend:"Masha'Allah,may Allah reward him."

by ~AF November 23, 2021

MyStalking

Stalking done via MySpace, "spying" on people by checking their page obsessively for details such as last login time/date, who is commenting, changes to list of friends, pages of those "friends" for evidence of contact with victim.
An overall ridiculous waste of time and substitute for real life activities & relationships.

So have you gone out with Steve again?
No but I've been mystalking him and that skank totally left him comments about them hanging out 2 nights ago, and he's in her top 8, and he blocked me from emailing him...

by booty-call expert May 31, 2006