Murphing

The inability to leave high school behind, more specifically high school football. Always occurs in individuals with insufficient talent to play college football. Usually accompanied with poor grammar combined with inaccurate urban slang. Most frequently found in 40 something white males with way too much social media interaction.

Dude, that guy is totally murphing out. Why is he playing unpaid tackle football at 40? Is he trying to get drafted?

by EagleEyed April 26, 2021

Murphin It

The act of sexually eating a banana to entice or to arouse the people around you.

Hey man, quite murphin It with that, you know how Becky acts when she sees bananas.

by anonymous February 27, 2025

Allen-Murphing

Being so gay you can’t refuse a lap dance from a squirrel.

Allen Murphy you have to stop Allen-Murphing

by Hunter_Murphy the homosexual November 23, 2022

Johnny Murphies Displasia

It's when ya got poo in your brain brother

My brain smells like a fart, I've got Johnny Murphies displasia

by GeckoMaBoi May 2, 2023