mundane viscosity

When a man chronically masturbates and the thickness of his semen diminishes over time

He whacked off so frequently, that he has reached maximum mundane viscosity

by Mattallica February 27, 2017

mondance

a sad slow dance done carried out on a monday half hung over after a weekend of booze when you realise there is lots to be done at work.

Oh shit I have lots to do and its monday, perhaps a quick mondance will take my mind off things

by JGreen January 27, 2006

mundaneo

Derogatory nickname for the Ford Mondeo (known as the Ford Taurus in the Americas), a portmanteau of 'mundane' and 'mondeo'. Refers to the car's reputation for being a bit ordinary, or mundane.

'He's got no imagination when it comes to cars. He could have bought something interesting like a Holden V8, but he had to follow the herd and buy a Mundaneo.'

by jesus pimped my ride May 13, 2013

Mundane Mitch

Male version of a basic bitch.

That mundane Mitch needs to stop bragging about his gluten free diet and CrossFit. He is basic as shit.

by FeelingYachty April 22, 2018

mundane_kido

Obsessed stan of @jesterexds

Always lurking in his mentions and always tries to get dragged by him

Mundane_kido is obsessed with jesterexds

by Arrrianagrande October 17, 2020

Mundane

Plain, dull.

The girl thought other people's lives were mundane or that they were unhappy because she was worse than beige, she was a whitewashed soul, as plain as they come.

by The Original Agahnim July 1, 2021

Mundane

Something that isn't special to look at.

To most people, it was mundane and went unnoticed, but people could at least count on it to be mundane and unnoticed.

by The Original Agahnim September 23, 2021