Mundane

A person with a very Somalian mentality who does not know how to party, hates drinking or can't engage in an intellectual discussion about universal enigmas that haunt man’s existence such as: What is the meaning of life, does God really exist, etc.

AbdiShwak: Hey Faadumo, whachu doing tonight?

Fadumo: Will go with some friends and smoke shiisha.

AbdiShwak: You are so mundane! Wali ma dad baa shiishad cabba? Come with us so we can talk about God and meaning of life over a cold Jack Daniels!

by Philosopher-King December 30, 2009

mundane

Mundane, Mundanes or 'danes. A slang term for people who attend Renaissance Festivals in normal non-garb attire. Also slang to define anyone who attends Renaissance Festivals but has not adopted a Rennie Persona.

Lady Mary: Are you attending Faire this weekend?
Pirate Annita: I've got a lot going on this weekend but if I squeeze in a visit it will sadly be in 'danes.

Barbarian Bess: Who is the mundane?
DewDrizzle the Faerie: That is my friend Joe. This is his first RenFest!

by MadMadameBludpyre November 26, 2013

mundane viscosity

When a man chronically masturbates and the thickness of his semen diminishes over time

He whacked off so frequently, that he has reached maximum mundane viscosity

by Mattallica February 27, 2017

mundaneo

Derogatory nickname for the Ford Mondeo (known as the Ford Taurus in the Americas), a portmanteau of 'mundane' and 'mondeo'. Refers to the car's reputation for being a bit ordinary, or mundane.

'He's got no imagination when it comes to cars. He could have bought something interesting like a Holden V8, but he had to follow the herd and buy a Mundaneo.'

by jesus pimped my ride May 13, 2013

Mundane Mitch

Male version of a basic bitch.

That mundane Mitch needs to stop bragging about his gluten free diet and CrossFit. He is basic as shit.

by FeelingYachty April 22, 2018

mundane_kido

Obsessed stan of @jesterexds

Always lurking in his mentions and always tries to get dragged by him

Mundane_kido is obsessed with jesterexds

by Arrrianagrande October 17, 2020

Mundane

Plain, dull.

The girl thought other people's lives were mundane or that they were unhappy because she was worse than beige, she was a whitewashed soul, as plain as they come.

by The Original Agahnim July 1, 2021