A soy-filled bitch who records himself reading clickbait articles on Youtube like his viewers are all illiterate retards. Signs of being Mundane Matt include being a fat faggot with no chin and facial hair resembling a pug's ass, being too much of a massive fucking pussy to give an opinion on anything, collecting boulders with your wife'skid, and trying to deplatform anybody who makes fun of your miserable existence.
An often unintentionally dull Facebook update, no-one really understands why these exist, possibly to feel important and to feel that people are interested in someones insignificant life. These are often greeted with... Silence... That or another 'MundaneBooker' clicking the 'Like' button and creating a vicious circle.
Status ---> Read ---> Liked (Thus original 'Mundanebooker' feeling self worth) ---> Process begins again.
A slang word for normal people in the gothic, fetish, otherkin communities (vampires and werewolves). Synonymous with vanillas, innocents, and buffers. Mundanes are people with normal jobs and normal boring lives who watch boring television and have boring tastes in music and the arts.
Don't wear your Docs to Wal-Mart or the Mundanes there will freak out and think you are a skinhead or something.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."