too much loft

Is a sarcastic derogatory double entendre , usually made after a terrible golf shot. The key is the acronym l.o.f.t. meaning lack of fucking talent. It is best used against an unsuspecting victim who presumes by loft you mean the loft of the golf club.

Playing partner, "I think you had too much loft on that shot."
Shot maker, "No, I just caught it a little fat."
Playing partner, "By L.O.F.T. I meant lack of fucking talent, dillweed."

by keifermail August 23, 2008

thinking too much

a facebook page where people who think too much can gather and feel normal and not feel like the overly analytical person that's unable to socialize properly. silly/quirky/insightful/downright stupid status updates from the moderator (beleived to be a man by the name of kevin vestal) make this one of the best non official pages on facebook. periodic status updates are sure to make you either smile, think, or just shit your pants

I found a good site that accomodates my thinking too much: facebook.com/thinkingtoomuch

by sacred florence December 6, 2010

Mucho Calor Pene

When two partners engage in a highly dangerous and flammable variation on anal sex. The receiving partner lines his/her anal canal with sandpaper, while the giving partner covers the tip of their penis with a thick layer of sulfur; turning the penis into a match-like combustible. The two partners begin to perform the rituals of anal sex, effectively igniting the penis in a rage of flame. This practice has been linked to the sado-masochistic practices of the BDSM culture. It is one of the most dangerous acts of abnormal sexuality and is not practiced at most dungeons.

Joe always was a receiver because being the dominant partner did not bring enough pain to satisfy his masochistic desires. That is until he heard of the Mucho Calor Pene! Now that son of a bitch is giving it left and right. And I heard his cock looks like a burnt cheeto!

Dude I gave that bitch a Mucho Calor Pene, and now my dick smells like charcoal, and tastes like a used frying pan. Shit!!

by Titty Tipplenits September 27, 2009

Too much dip on your chip

Too much dip on your chip means you’re being to much or going to far with what you’re saying

Sasha: I’m going to throw hands with Becky tmr
TJ: Whooooa you got too much dip on your chip

by Honeymilk.teaxcx May 2, 2019

thou doth protest too much

Overly insistent about something, to the point where the opposite is most likely true.

Someone emphatically stating how much one hates gossiping, that one would never engage in this sort of behavior. This implies that, "thou doth protest too much" and may in fact be a gossip.

by Chrizbeats September 13, 2013

stank you smelly much

to thank someone in a vigorous fashion, albeit filled with humor.

Andre 3000: "I wanna say/Stank you/Smelly much/For pickin' me up..."

by Aesop Rock January 16, 2004

Too Much Sauce

The act of being extremely fly. Typically draped in designer having loads of confidence and clout

Got diamonds on all of my fingers thats too much sauce

by She wolf August 21, 2016