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mulched

The highest level of intoxication, when you are so drunk that you pass out in some mulch or the garden.
Dude I was mulched last night
by MgKiwi July 27, 2010
mugGet the mulchedmug.

mulched

I got mulched and pissed on 35w this weekend.
by Ustwest November 3, 2003
mugGet the mulchedmug.

Mulch

Tabacco places on top of weed smoked through a bong. The end result is being domed as hell
Load me a mulch”
by mulchgangwhatsthename May 21, 2019
mugGet the Mulchmug.

Mulch

A word made by 3 niggers in an Instagram group chat
The people enjoyed the mulch.
by Senior Moose July 15, 2023
mugGet the Mulchmug.

mulch

Female ejaculation on a males private parts.

Useally refferd to when an older man has sexual intercourse with a younger blonde female.

Brought into population after the teacher student sex scandels in Alabama.

When a teacher states that he needs mulch that's the "codeword" for a student to meet up with the teacher afterwords for sexual intercourse.
After she got out of class she stayed for some extra credit, she helped me lay down the mulch and man did it smell strong!
by Bama mama November 4, 2007
mugGet the mulchmug.

mulching

Mulch - wood that is not hard. Made of the same material, but not hard.
Jenna was looking very nice today...I was mulching.
by Mike Studebaker February 17, 2007
mugGet the mulchingmug.

Mulched

To be heavily influenced by drugs or alcohol
Johnson bro we need to get mulched tonight, it's the last night of vacation!
by The voice of the common cock December 25, 2013
mugGet the Mulchedmug.

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