rug munching

Girl on girl oral. She is eating the vag with hair, similar to eating a carpet

i think that girl likes a good rug munching

by Hoogy October 17, 2008

Portal Munching

when you cross over into the 4th dimension by going to town on the brown (mouth wise).

I don't know what happened to dave, lately he's been so distant, it's almost as if he's not one of us since he went...Portal Munching.

by bryan savage April 30, 2009

cunt-munching-cluster-fuck

One who eats whores and has sex with them on a regular basis therefore gaining a cluster of diseases.

Not to be confused with a flavor of the popular candy bar "Cluster Fuck"

Mark is such a total cunt-munching-cluster-fuck

by Tobyz911 February 24, 2011

meat munching

when somebody on mad dick

shes so right

meat munching

by 5172727472919173 June 2, 2022

Munching the Carpet

A synonym for eating pussy. The term is primarily used in the lesbian community.

After her win at Wimbledon, Martina was munching the carpet on her fluff girlfriend when I opened the wrong door.

by Robert E. Porter January 17, 2006

Time Munching

Wasting time like a snail.

Steph: YO, When is Jordan gonna get here?
Purple: Fuck knows. He's probably still time munching having a wank.

by purple qin December 27, 2009

Munching Gums

Aussie slang to describe the act of one's Jaw Swinging while under the effect of pingas.

"What's wrong with that guy"
"The cunt is munching gums"

by Gutsyou November 19, 2019