mulched

The highest level of intoxication, when you are so drunk that you pass out in some mulch or the garden.

Dude I was mulched last night

by MgKiwi July 26, 2010

mulched

extremely intoxicated

I got mulched and pissed on 35w this weekend.

by Ustwest November 04, 2003

Mulch

Tabacco places on top of weed smoked through a bong. The end result is being domed as hell

“Load me a mulch”

by mulchgangwhatsthename May 22, 2019

Mulch

A word made by 3 niggers in an Instagram group chat

The people enjoyed the mulch.

by Senior Moose July 15, 2023

mulch

Female ejaculation on a males private parts.

Useally refferd to when an older man has sexual intercourse with a younger blonde female.

Brought into population after the teacher student sex scandels in Alabama.

When a teacher states that he needs mulch that's the "codeword" for a student to meet up with the teacher afterwords for sexual intercourse.

After she got out of class she stayed for some extra credit, she helped me lay down the mulch and man did it smell strong!

by Bama mama October 19, 2007

mulching

Mulch - wood that is not hard. Made of the same material, but not hard.

Jenna was looking very nice today...I was mulching.

by Mike Studebaker February 16, 2007

Mulched

To be heavily influenced by drugs or alcohol

Johnson bro we need to get mulched tonight, it's the last night of vacation!

by The voice of the common cock December 25, 2013