muffle butter

When you pull your cock out of an ass and you stick it in that persons mouth the liquid that forms from the act of blowing creates a tan substance and the blower makes a muffled sound due to having their mouth full.

My girlfriend came home with muffle butter on her breath...that hoe.

Jacqui tried to talk but she had a mouth full of muffle butter.

by Jaxtastic October 1, 2015

muffle goosed

An extremely high form of inebriation. Usually only associated with ones birthday party, a best man at a wedding reception, or a fresh break up. Symptoms often include vomitting in your own car, trying to make out with random members of the opposite sex, and being firemans carried back to your house and/or bed.

Dude, Look at Johnny. He is straight up Muffle Goosed!

by UrbanIrvin June 4, 2014

Muffle Trumpet

When performing the act of anal sex and the receiver lets loose an ass cannon (aka fart)

I was totally banging Nicks sister the other nite and she let loose a savage muffle trumpet.

by Mitchy Cock and Balls October 18, 2008

muffle shuffle

The act of banging a woman.

Johnny: Yo, what happened on your date?
Me: I did the muffle shuffle with Margaret!

by Dick Prospersous December 16, 2010

muffle lopper

one of the most insulting names you can call anyone!

omg! steve is such a muffle lopper!

by der gelbe bananen January 18, 2008

Muffle Pants

Tight fitting shorts or pants on a woman.

The tight fitting nature of the clothing creates a camel toe.

I can see the lips moving, but can't hear what they are saying

by Rodolphe May 19, 2005

Muffle Shorts

Shorts so tight on a woman that one can read her lips, but one cannot hear what she's saying.

She looked awesome in those muffle shorts!

by dalekoprovidek August 21, 2014