monty python and the holy grail

only the funniest movie ever made, fuck everything else or i'll fart in your general direction you silly english cannigets!

monty python and the holy grail

by masterpboy January 8, 2004

Rick and Morty

A fantastic show that sadly has a very toxic fan base.

Toxic fan: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humor in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

Someone with common sense: Dude just shut the fuck up. You do not need to have a high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. I was an average C student in high school I never went to college and I don't have a career job. But you don't need any of that to understand the humor of Rick and Morty. It's just something to watch late at night to help you relax before bed time.

Toxic fan: .... Toy Story 2 was ok.

by anonymous March 8, 2021

Monty Python

A very funny Brittish comedy team consisting of Michael Palin, Terry Jones, Eric Idle, John Cleese, Terry gilliam, and Graham Chapman.

Monty Python is the World's Finest Comedy Team.*

*(Highly Questionable)

by Keegster April 24, 2003

Rick and Morty

A show for people with very high IQ.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

by gxuum October 12, 2017

Dirty Monty

Drink one beer with a spoon of tabasco as fast as you can

A: I just did a dirty monty
B: wtf. are you ok?

by Luke from Leoben September 28, 2023

Morty Smith

A stuttering, anxious, person who gets dragged around to do whatever his grandfather says.
Also used to hide Ricks from the government, but can be used to hide them from other ricks by creating a matrix of them in constant pain

1: why is he not allowed in our group again?
2: oh, he's a Morty Smith... only useful for one thing...

by A Clock With a Sense of Humour May 29, 2017

Pulling a moaty

The phrase originates from Raul Moat a paranoid psychopathic who went on a killing spree believing that every one was against him because his girlfreind went off with another man.

The Phrase is used if a Man is on a night out and his advances to women are being repeatedly reppelled. This would then lead to the invidual getting uncontrollably angry, paranoid and would start to march around the venue hes in, in a frustated state, knocking into to people on his psychopathic rampage. In some cases the distressed individual would record voice notes and leave voicemails on womens phones. All this factors bare a remarkable Resemblance to Raul Moat thus the man is pulling a Moaty!

Past tense

Zak: "What were the voice notes about last night mate? are you ok?"
Shane: "Sorry mate I never got busy so I pulled another Moaty fucked my self over this time women were not impressed"

Present tense

Zak: " Shane whats wrong with you"
Shane: " Fuck sake You allways get busy sick of women I hate them"
Zak: " you pulling a moaty?"
Shane: " yeah"

Future tense

Shane: "Mullins on the hunt for tonight mate Ive got to get busy Manchester will make or break me"
Zak: "please dont pull another Moaty.

by Moaty man November 16, 2010