Mountain Moles

Oversized nipples predominately found on obese black women.

Tyler: I heard you took Clarice home last night. How was it?

Reakwon: Don't even get me started on her mountain moles...

by TERminalambiaNCe August 29, 2012

Moustachery

Noun. 1. Activities or shenanigans most commonly associated with people adorning any number of face ornaments (moustaches) and usually associated with alcohol and/or a lack of pants. 2. A local establishment or residence where clientele are known for sporting mustaches and speaking of ridiculous sexual escapades that may or may not be true.

1. I've had enough of this moustachery, put your pants back on! 2. We decided to retreat to Charles's moustachery, so that Richard could elaborate on his most recent sexual exploits in the Philippines.

by theironpig January 12, 2010

macaroni meat mountain

A person possessing qualities such as fat, obese, sweaty, smells like raw meat, or overall morbidly obese. He or she who is a macaroni meat mountain is usually ugly as well.

Bitteto you frigga macaroni meat mountain!

by spicymctuna:) April 18, 2009

pine mountain lake

commonly referred to as PML, a lake in the middle of nowhere where a shit ton of Russians congregate during the summer eating semichki, getting fucked up at the beach with their kids, and play voleibol until they are fucking sunburnt

Dude, im going to Pine Mountain lake for 4th of july. lets get shitfaced at my house and then drive in the middle of the night to yours, mexican style.

by betya3444 December 28, 2011

Cheyenne Mountain High School

A lame ass school with stuck up rich kids who bitch and complain if everything doesn't go their way. Out of all the gay kids i only know about 2 that are actually cool and dont force their sexuality on everyone. Everyone there is spoiled and still try to act like hardass gang bangers even though they have lots of money.

Cheyenne Mountain High School is full of kids who juul

by Anus Destroyer 69 December 19, 2018

jessica's mountain

The part of your pants or shorts around the crotch and zipper where excess zipper and fabric material fold outward forming a bulge, resembling a mountain, or even a boner; though both males and females are often victims of jessica's mountain. Jessica's mountain can usually be seen when one is sitting down.

austin: dude do you have a boner?

josh: no man. that's just my jessica's mountain.

by jotagion June 15, 2008

jessicas mountain

The part of your pants or shorts around the crotch and zipper where excess zipper and fabric material fold outward forming a bulge, resembling a mountain, or even a boner; though both males and females are often victims of jessica's mountain. Jessica's mountain can usually be seen when one is sitting down.

austin d: dude josh, do you have a boner?
josh a: naw man thats just my jessicas mountain

by joshhhhhhh a June 19, 2008