montisexual

A younger man who is attracted to older women.

That Ashton Kutcher is such a montisexual.

by Christopher Krieger October 24, 2005

motorsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to cars or motorcycles (see yusei fudo or dean winchester) Motorsexuals are most commonly know for their deep love for their vehicles, strangely enough all motorsexuals address their vehicles as female indicating some obscure hetero-relation.

Example of a Motorsexual from Yugioh 5D's one shot.
Yusei Fudo: I just want to ride my girlfriend. All night long.
Black Rose: Oh Yusei I ----
Yusei Fudo: TALKING ABOUT MY BIKE!!!

by TheWhiteBowser July 26, 2016

momosexual

a sexuality which involves one having sexual desires and cravings for the one and only momo

damn that momo ass is looking nicee. i’m so momosexual

by boner_man69 March 8, 2019

Metasexual

beyond orgasmic - the ultimate high where you don't know whether to laugh or cry it's so metaphysical/sexual; being one with your body in ways you never experienced; an almost out of body experience where you are beyond

when i climax, it's a metasexual experience!

by Cindy Kona February 25, 2008

momosexual

1) The act of loving food so much that you have sexual feelings toward it. This can be anything from messing around with food to eating your own throw up. Symptons include depression, weight loss, and random spasms of throwing up pasta at italian dinners. Victims of momosexuality will also possess a mass love for swag and the act/ability of swagger. Because of this, they may lose all of their friends and die alone. You have to be born with momosexuality, and it is incurable, just like AIDS or cancer. It can also be fatal as the food may give way to other disease, and is responsible for 78% of the deaths in India every year, as well as 32% of the deaths in the US. This disease was named by the CDC as "the end to all life on earth" and "the way of our extinction", but nothing has fully been proven yet. If you have momosexuality, the best thing to do is join the cast of glee, where you will be accepted for the individuality you have as a person If you haven't already been hunted down by the governmant and quarantined.

Tyreese: Oh, Elvis was such a momosexual with all his food he had everywhere

Darryl: I DONT NEED TO KNOW THAT RIGHT NOW

by MomoTheEaterOfWorlds October 6, 2013

Faux-Mosexual

1.) A desperate and deluded heterosexual male who resorts to deceiving women by professing to be homosexual and acting/dressing/speaking accordingly as a ploy to sleep with women. Reminiscent of Cuba Gooding Jr.'s performance in the movie Boat Trip.

(note: this never really works!)

2.) A heterosexual male who claims to be gay in order to gain the trust of a woman in order to be put in intimate situtions that are generally reserved only for those in her life that are neutral in matters of her sex life such as a sister, their mother, or their girl BFF.
(i.e. the woman letting the male watch her dress and undress trying on different outfits and asking for feedback as most women are under the impression homosexuals have a keen fashion sense and having a male that they can completely be themselves around without worry of sexual advances)

3.) a desperate male who has had terrible luck with women and as a result sleeps with other men convincing themselves they're a homosexual (regardless of the fact they have to think about women while they're having gay sex in order to orgasm) out of spite towards women until they finally are fed up with getting cock and goes back to women.

1.)

Rene:"dude why did you tell christie you're gay?"

Billy:"because that's what chicks dig man!"

Rene:"you faux-mosexual! she hates you now! if you had just said you're straight she would've totally gone out with you"

2.)

Aleister: "you spent the day with linda watching her try on outfits without her bra or panties on??!?!? how the hell did you manage that one? she's a goddess and you're well..."
Alice: "hey! well... you know... i kind fibbed and told her that i'm gay"
Aleister: "oh i see! you're a faux-mosexual!"

3.)

craig"you to told me you were gay. we've been together for over a year now. now you are leaving me for woman i saw you kissing?!?!" *sobs*
Rob:"look i'm sorry, i didn't mean to hurt you"
craig:"get away from me you liar! you liar!"
Rob:" i'm sorry, i've just been a faux-mosexual this whole time!"

by blagwell December 12, 2009

Metasexual

A metasexual is someone who is aroused only by references to the sex they are having, rather than the sex itself.

"We are having sex right now!"
"This knowledge arouses me!"
"You are such a flaming metasexual."

by Zig Awesome August 1, 2007