Mopsick

A state of extreme baldness by choice. To have what is considered a "mopsick head," one must shave his head completely and occasionally shine it.

Steve: What happened to all his hair?
Mitch: He's mopsick now.

by xfornl December 9, 2010

mobicide

The intentional act of destroying your mobile/cellphone.

"Shh, don't tell anyone, but I committed mobicide to get an early upgrade from my carrier."

by Neil_G January 25, 2014

Monica gellering

The art of being your parents least favourite.

“Dude, my little brother gets everything he wants! And then I ask for a dollar and I get shouted at!”
“Bro, you’re totally Monica Gellering!”

by mondlerssmile August 11, 2019

ay monica

Instead of saying “ayyy my nigga” because your white you say “ayyy Monica”

Caucasian male: “ayyy Monica”

African American male: “ayyy my nigga”

Ay Monica is a word a Caucasian person says in stead of saying ay my nigga.

by Large Nigerian May 14, 2018

moosic

music cows listen to

guy#1 what music do cows listen to?

guy#2 I don't know

guy#1 moosic!

guy#2 that was the stupidest pun i ever heard what are you 5!?

by someguy291 September 29, 2010

Monica Lewinsky

A woman who had more President in her mouth than George W. Bush has in his entire body.

"Monica Lewinsky had sex in the White House, which is bragable."

by LittleFrog April 9, 2006

Monica

Someone who is called Monica is a beautiful girl who isn't selfish at all. She sticks to the things that she believes in no matter what. She is talented & smart and sort of knows it. (If she has brother or sister) .. Sometimes argues with them and shouts at them so much, but ends up saying sorry and giving them hugs. If your name is Monica, remember that one little detail about your body doesn't change who you are! Monica is someone who you can trust with anything!

"You knoe that Monica girl, she's baree peng!"

"Alie fam."

by AcertainpersonBLAD!!!!!!!! July 2, 2012