Mooseington

The moose equivalent of Pedobear.

Mom to Son: "If you see a Mooseington coming your way, do NOT take his candy and do NOT get in his wagon."

by WagonKids October 5, 2011

Speed Mooching

The act of following another car traveling at a high rate of speed as to (hopefully) use them to distract any police.

I woulda been late to work if I wasn't speed mooching off that tuner Honda.

by Sqlivnlow April 15, 2019

moosing

The man penetrates his lady friend in the 'doggy' position. At the point of climax, he puts his hands to the side of his head, palms open and pointing forwards, with the thumbs pressed just above the ears, representing antlers. Moose-esque sound effects/shaking of the head are optional.

With all the noise and shaking, Felicity thought that Roger was having a heart attack. It was only after cleaning up that he revealed that he had been indulging in a spot of moosing. She resolved to position herself in front of a mirror next time he tried to slip her one from behind.

by Will Bowen November 19, 2004

mooching

In the UK mooching means going for a walk (usually looking for somewhere to eat) often while drunk and/or stoned.

In the US mooching is one person taking advantage of another.

(Two guys drunk in a tent in England)

John: "Where's Dave gone?"

Jack: "He went mooching off in that direction a couple of minutes ago"

(Two guys talking about friend's girlfriend in America)

John: "Dave's just bought his girlfriend a new car"

Jack: "She's just mooching off him coz he's rich"

by sthtf September 11, 2006

Mooching

Engaging in a short-term romantic encounter lasting under 10 days. Originates from the 10-day tenure of Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci as White House communications director.

"So, are you guys getting pretty serious?"
"Nah, we're just mooching."

by whyaminotapanda April 18, 2018

Moshing Hangover

Having been in a mosh-pit or anything of the sort, you wake up the next day with a sore body (usually the shoulders and neck)

Friend: Wasn't that concert amazing last night?
You: Yes, but this moshing hangover is killing me.

by RainbowZombie September 21, 2014

Lip Moshing

An act similar to kissing, but far more brutal. It involves thrashing, intense tongue movement and head banging centred around the lip area. Usually done between romantically involved metal-heads during a brutal deathcore breakdown.

Person 1: What the hell was that? Im filing a domestic violence report!
Person 2: chillax ya turtle sphincter, we're just Lip Moshing.
Person 1: ohhhh, ok! Now i know!
*both high five while freeze frame jumping*

by BûkWrrm665.9 September 12, 2014