monkeyman

hairy male that has long arms and it good at climbing.

hey monkeyman, get your hairy ass out of that tree.

by monkeyface July 20, 2003

mooleyanaire

term used by italians to refer to rich black people.

"Man that mooleyanaire is has the life while where stuck here eatin gabbagool!"

by anonymous47878787878787 January 5, 2009

monkeyman

A monkeyman is a sweet adoable boyfriend with sexy tufts of chest hair, and who admits to being a monkeyman just to be cute for his girlfriend. A monkeyman also likes to cuddle and wrap himself againt his girlfirend to keep her warm with his monkeyness. A monkeyman is the best lover in the universe and will tell you to shut up and get on his horse whenever he feels like monkeying around.

I just love your monkeyness!" "You're such a monkeyman!

by Label'sGirl September 23, 2010

moosemas

Only the best holiday in the world, made in celebration of the all-holy Freddus Mooseus.

Moosemas day is January 12th!

by The Muffin Mans Wife January 5, 2005

Moosespanker

Masterbating, fucking off, slackin' off, good for nothing son of a bitch. A Lazy Bastard.

That goddamn Chris, he was supposed to cut the grass and take out the garbage out today but instead, sat home and get drunk. He's a Moosespanker anyway. This is what happens when you let a boy do a mans job.

by Hammerin Hank November 15, 2009

moosemunch

When a guy with an extremely large nose tries to go down on a girl, but just can't gain entry.

1) His nose is to blame for all of his moosemunch encounters.

2) Vicki got moosemunched when she asked her Iraqi boyfriend to eat her out.

by Maryjuana October 3, 2006

mooseman

Cult radio celebrity often known to call in to radio shows on late night radio to belittle the radio hosts and generally cause mischief. Likened calls often refered to as a "moosey"

by Anonymous July 30, 2003