moosecack

a large cack(cock)...popularized by those in hazlet,nj

MOOSE Cayayayaayaaack (in shouting, yodle-like voice)

or

danielle took a huge moosecack in the ass

by middle road August 11, 2006

moonface

When someone passes out (or it could happen during kinky sex, you decide) and someone else (usually of the opposite sex) bends over and takes an enormous crap on the persons face while simultaneously rubbing their ass cheeks into it, creating a sludgy pool of human feces all over the persons face.

"Yo, Dean, what did you do with your new girlfriend last night?"

"Rob, I moonfaced that bitch!!"

by Stuntz March 16, 2008

moosefucker

One who is always fucking ugly, fat women.

Eww, look at that fat chick he's with... He must be a real moosefucker.

by NuNuSniffer April 13, 2007

moonface

Jessies steroid face with chickenpock craters.

"Jessie, your face is very fat and round today, you must have moonface."

by yessica! yallen! April 22, 2004

mootface

some chik who is so ugly, she looks like she has a vagina on her face

1. "Oi Alicia you mootface!"

2. "Hey Jackie.. Are we fucking, or is that just your mootface"

by black_siren December 24, 2007

the mooseage

Something that is really funny, awesome and randomis usualy the mooseage, simply because mooses rock.

Guy1: lool, did you see supercide on youtube?
Guy2: yeah lool, it was the mooseage
Guy1: Totaly

by Sogemplow February 18, 2007

Moose Face

Sidney Crosby.

Because he has such an extended and wide nose, he looks like a moose. Therefore people call him moose face.

When a goal or a is shit, like one crosby would score, this is a mooseface goal

Wow, that was such a Moose Face Goal!

by Lemonslala April 4, 2009