Mooning Glory

An erection caused by the arousal from the mooning of another person.
You can’t help but masturbate as long as the other person keeps showing his/her ass, a.k.a. full moon.

You: I have the weirdest boner.
Me: That’s mooning glory you’re having.

by gregben June 20, 2022

mooning

The act of spending time obsessing over something or someone. Like a crazy person, covering their walls with pictures of this other person, or constantly going on about him/it/her, so much so that the slightest reference to this object person drives everybody else crazy.

Dan: "Where is Jim?"
Mike: "Mooning over his ferrari collection."
Dane: "Again?!"
Mike : *nods sadly*

by Mytola August 6, 2006

mass mooning

Mooning is the act of displaying one's ass and is done by by removing clothing, e.g., by lowering the backside of one's trousers and underpants, and usually bending over, and pointing one's ass in the direction of the moonee (one's seeing the moon). Mooning is used in some cultures to express protest, scorn, disrespect, or provocation but can also simply be done for shock value or fun. When a group of people follow this dictate in a gathering , it is called mass mooning.

Though Nielsen ratings can and have historically measured the viewing habits of a household, and have provided statistical information about such habits, they are not aware of the mass mooning that preceded many televised political elections, or rivalry football games, therefore the Nielsen Ratings are not a reliable indicator of what we do or do not like as we are led to believe.

by jeffbo July 13, 2009

mooking

to be joking or kidding.

You gotta be mooking me.

It's a joke. I am just mooking with you.

by dietsoda September 11, 2011

monking

the act of putting your penis into the mouth of the deceased and then pushing on their stomach so the juices from the body flow over you

id rather go monking than go out with her

by eddie April 20, 2004

mooning

mooning is when guys drive around in a car with their boy-buns showing out the window.

A bunch of us cadets are going to drive around campus mooning and showing our boners for Halloween!

by eda-skip October 20, 2021

mooking

An act of necrophelia in which 1 person puts his mouth in or around the corpse's private area and 1 climbs up a ladder and jumps on the stomach of the dead body, shooting fecal matter and intestines into the other's mouth.

They were gonna go mooking, but the dead body had decomposed too much already.

by boyzRhot December 29, 2009