mooner

an individual who regularly exposes his ass in public - expressing a latent homosexual desire for anoreceptivity

I heard Sigmund Freud was a mooner during his medical training

by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008

Mookler

n. Affectionate slang for an unborn baby. We've used it in our family for a while - it's a distortion of the German word "merckle" which means "little creature". My family tend to mash words horribly, hence Merckle became Mookler! We also shorten to "Mook", although I know that's a Brooklyn wise-guy!

"How's Mookler doing?"
"Great - she just kicked me in the ribs!".

by Satandog February 8, 2006

Mookgroin

A very strange person that acts in a sort of serial killer manor. Usually someone who is very quiet and often socially awkward. They may seem somewhat autistic.

John never can start a normal conversation because he is a mookgroin.

by JohnnyVegas1234 November 29, 2009

loonar mooner

When you stick your bare ass onto ones face and there is nose penetration.

Hold down my little brother while i give him the loonar mooner!

by BrewedBatista October 13, 2008

Funky Monker

Derived from the phrase or name "Funky Monkey". It is described as a person who expresses one's self in a funky and comical way, making no sense in their actions or words. One who is comically spontaneous resulting in no logical or mature explanation of their actions or outbursts. A person who sees themselves as funny, while others see them as odd or weird. One who does or says things, to entertain one's self at the disposal of others, such as telling jokes that make no sense, just to see the expressions on other's faces, and watching reactions from others.

Joe: "Hey man, did you see that? I just wiped my mind with a burger wrapper!"

Sam: "Dude....what's that suppose to mean?"

Joe: "Totally dude....I agree!"

Sam: "Bro...you are one crazy funky monker!"

by 2crazy2tell April 17, 2009

Mooked

Having a instantaneous orgasm upon seeing someone or something

I totally Mooked when I saw that

by Millennialcast September 12, 2016

punk mocker

A person who may wear the clothes and look the part, but has absolutely no idea what punk rock music really is about. Also known as a poseur.

Did you see that punk mocker buying that Sex Pistols mousepad at Hot Topic?

by Ryan is BAAAAAAAAAAAAD! January 24, 2009