moofed

1. To be bumped off-line for no apparent reason. Expression said to be derived from the acronym “moof” = modem operation foul-up.

2. To be plagued by a mythical creature called a moofie which causes modem and other network problems.

When John suddenly disappeared from chat, we assumed he had been moofed.

by Zabad July 24, 2005

moorestown

a boring crackerjack town where all the kids drink hard liquor from the time they stepped out of their mama and all the girls are trash if their purse is below 500 dollars and polo shirts are not only what you wear but if you don't you get suspended oh and where all the black people try to be black but act so white it is not even funny and the white people act blacker than the the black people and the puerto rican people say how much they LOVE puerto rico every two seconds that it literally makes you sick and in need of a therapist

sally: a yo dawg what we doin tonite HOFFA

bonquisha: mark do we have any plans for this evening?

juan: PUERTO RICO!!! OHHHHHHHH (two seconds later) BORICUA PARA VIVA!!!!! ( are you gonna change your cultural background anytime soon?)

by tati December 25, 2004

Moorestown

A town in southern New Jersey, near Philadelphia.

Synonym: Mo'town

Moorestown is such a boring place to live that I sometimes want to stab myself in the throat with a pen just to end the pain.

by MHS class of 2002 March 7, 2004

moofer

Moo - fer: noun - A term used to describe a person as resembling a cow. Slang: A term used to refer to a friend in a slightly degrading way but as a friendly greeting.

1) "That chick is a real Moofer!"

2) "Hey Moofers... Let's buggy up!"
"Thanks for the ICDB, Moofer!"

by PastorVor July 12, 2004

moosestash

a mustache in which a girl has a mustache that is just one long thick line

that girl has one serious moosestash she needs to wax

by Pumpkinhead112197 June 29, 2008

moofer

a non-gender-specific term for genitals.

"If you don't stop that, I'll kick you in the moofer."

by bertiem August 11, 2009

mofessional

adjective. To be very good at one's job, displaying competence, high quality standards, and attention to detail; this is the urban equivalent to "professional". This is sometimes used to denote "more professional". Written variations include "mo'fessional".

That boy is hella mofessional, he even got fancy name cards and shit.

You'd think he was mo'fessonal and all by the clean white rag that he shows off, but then you give him the 'ok' and homeboy goes and pulls out his dirty-ass rag from his back pocket for your windshield.

by biggie sf December 9, 2009