Mooch

1) A person who sucks resources without remorse.

2) Someone who asks to be smoked up every time he/she sees someone with nugget.

"man last night i smoked sam and his girl friend up and all they did was complain about not getting smoked up enough. so i charged that bitch 10 bucks."

"hey man blunt rolling contest?"
"Hell yeah... got green?"
"do i ever?"
"..."
"Looks like your rolling them up."
"Fucking Mooch go find your own nugs, bitch."

by moochhunter March 9, 2009

mooch

a person usually a bf or gf who never pays for anything and who is always with money of their own. The always relay on somebody else to pay for them....but the mooching is okay because he or she is your friend.

muff muff muff muff from Carleton University always mooches off her friends.

by whitebooi March 22, 2011

mooch

To loiter, look around just be In the vicinity.

Im mooching for a bint

by El Cholo August 4, 2004

mooch

someone who always asks for stuff from a friend or random people; preferably food.

Nelly always mooches sugar cookies off Sarah.

by Marciexx April 27, 2008

mooch

mew-chtch; verb. To walk in the local area for the sake of walking; often in order to de-stone oneself after a session. Often this is accompanied with stopping off for chippy and a fight before returning home.

"Feel a bit er, stoned, can we go for a mooch"

"I've been taken ill all of a sudden; fancy a mooch?"

by Luke Prescott December 23, 2007

mooch

A scab or freeloader who comes to your house uninvited and overstays his welcome (For more than about 3 days) and proceeds to eat all your food, stink up your bathroom, take all your drugs and just generally leech all the blood from your body during their stay.

"Don't let Jae in again, he is the biggest moocher."
"Your'e not coming over if your'e going to mooch again!"
Q: "Where have you been the last few days, son?" - MOM
A: "Just mooching at Jae's for a while."

by Diego June 29, 2003

mooch

To assure someone you will pay (literally or symbolically) them back, but have no actual plans to do so. You can still have a good heart though, so it is ok.

Ed mooches off of many. Ed mooched off of Rick and Katie, but he promised he would pay them back. Ed eventually buys a ukulele, believing his music will lure in some magic. Ed has a good heart. Therefore, he decides to name his new wave band, The Mooch. The acknowledgement of his moochy ways helps him rest in a grey scaling of the true meaning of repayment . The Mooch becomes successul, attracting many heavy jammers. Ed never forgets the origins of his band's title. He even writes a song called Katie In The Mud With Magic. However, Ed never pays Katie back. Is Ed still a moocher?

by mamalunardog March 11, 2017