Monogamous Dining

When two co-workers only have lunch with each other.

John: Steve, want to see if Chris wants to come to lunch?
Steve: Pssh... You know he and Paul have a monogamous dining thing going on.

John: Well maybe he's willing to commit lunch adultery today.
Steve: Good luck with that.

by D0p@r15 February 6, 2010

Parallel monogamy

The practice of having multiple sexually or romantically committed relationships at the same time, with the consent of all partners involved, with the goal of finding a monogamous life partner. It is more time efficient than serial monogamy.

She decided parallel monogamy was the only way to find the father of her future children before her biological clock ran out.

by Raul Terra February 24, 2021

Monogamish

Any man, woman or couple that engages in limited, casual hook-ups with or without their significant other.

"My wife and I lead a, Monogamish lifestyle.

by VG6373 October 12, 2011

Serial Monogamist

A person who can't stand not being with someone and so goes headlong from one relationship to another without any break in between.

Look at her over there, only broke up with her ex last week and is already going out with someone else. She is such a serial monogamist.

by Golden3232 January 3, 2010

Monogamous

A relationship of trust where a partner is dedicated to another single partner, or at least apparently to the extent of being in the same zip code, or how bored some losers who can't control themselves get.

Annika's boyfriend wasn't good at being monogamous, but his attempts to cheat weren't too spectacular either.

by Mmmkay December 14, 2004

Serial monogamist

A descriptor for a person who has commitment issues but does not engage in cheating or infidelity. A serial monogamist likes the emotional and physical intimacy of relationships and therefore seeks partners who want a longterm romantic relationship. A serial monogamist may or may not warn their partner about their fear of commitment. (Often the partners foolishly believe they will be able to change this about the serial monogamist.)

The relationship may be short-lived or it may last a few months to years, however the serial monogamist is always holding back and if the other partner in the romance pushes at all, the serial monogamist will end the relationship swiftly and often without emotion.

Serial monogamist: I broke up with my boyfriend.

Friend: What???? You guys have been together for three years!

Serial monogamist: I know... I really liked him.

Friend: What happened?

Serial monogamist: He asked me to marry him.

Friend: You're such a serial monogamist!

by Word Vixen November 29, 2009

cyber monogamous

Having a cyber sex relationship with only one person who you have never met in real life, only online.

He decided to be cyber monogamous with her because she gave really good virtual head.

by Anonymisses December 28, 2011