Monkeyspackflaps

Derived from several individual words. Commonly used when there is not enough time to say all 3 words individually, so have to say them quickly and together.

Stop touching me, Monkeyspackflap!!!

by Keith October 12, 2004

Monkey Slap

Slapping a person in the face with a come soaked hand. Great for S&M situations, humilitation, etc.

Not great for "trying new things" with your squeemish partner.

After calling him a bad boy and insulting him for his less than manly attributes, the mistress gave the slave a pity hand job and quickly finished with a nice monkey slap to keep that self esteem in check.

by sickpuppy37 December 20, 2010

Monkslap

To slap a fellow attendee whilst in the act of dogging

I monkslapped you on your bald patch!

by WenBong June 16, 2009

Monkeyflipper

A non-dirty version of the word 'motherfucker'. Defined as a 'useless person', or sometimes for a jackass. Can be used as an expletive or a name.

The word was coined by Internet personality Toby Mobias in 2007.

*spills coffee*
Man: MONKEYFLIPPER!

by Toby Mobias August 10, 2009

Monkey Slap

When a girl is hungover, and she takes a nap. So while she's sleeping, you mushroom stamp her. Causing her to wake up, so the headache is just that much worse.

"Wow I'm so hungover. I'm gonna take a nap."
"ZZZzzzzzz"
ziiip
"slaaaap!!"
"ouch!!!! You douche! What the hell was that?"
" you just got monkey slapped!"
"OMG!!! You are so anal!"

by NotSoSilentNinja January 7, 2010

monkeyrapingshiteater

As is says, your probably raping monkeys and eating shit if you fit here

George Bush

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

Monkeysmack

A dangerous anti-government activist. He distrusts the public library.

WATCH OUT MONKEYSMACK HAS A SHOVEL!

by mercster December 18, 2020