Monkeyitis

Noun - Pathology.

A reoccurring ailment characterized by the attraction to members of the opposite sex who are not available for a relationship.

Also noted for its incredible difficulty to be cured.

Origin - 2000s; English: Monkey + itis.

"What happened to that girl you liked?"

"Yeah, well, it was going well until 'Monkeyitis' struck again"

"Ah shit man, that's tough".

by Monkey1991 December 27, 2009

monkeypitpull87104

monkeypitpull87104 is a sigma male, aka lone wolf. he originates only in ohio and he likes to fantum tax when he hangs out with his skibidi toilets

monkeypitpull87104 is a sigma male and he is the most sigma male in ohio

by monkeypitpull87104 November 19, 2023

Monkeypigga

Monkey pp

MonkeyPigga

by Hehshsjjsjajahahahnananaha July 15, 2022

monkeypig

A person who is both black/ghetto and also an officer of the law.

There were many monkeypigs in the hood of New York City.

by KrabsSTD February 15, 2023

pitty money

Pitty money: when people send you money after something bad happens instead of comforting you in person

" Your uncle sent you 50$ ,he said he felt bad after he saw what happened"

"Dope pitty money really fills the void of my dad dying"

by I eat rotten strawberries September 18, 2022