mongolian navy

(1) Mongolia's Navy, consists of 1 ship only, name: Suhkbaatar. Also the only ship in Lake Hovsgol.
(2) Something that has no point of existence. In other words useless.

"You are as useful as Monglia's Navy"

by Normis Cox July 14, 2005

Mongolian Pinch

The need to shit after eating Mongolian food

I don't feel so well, I think I have the Mongolian pinch.

by Don't question it March 22, 2017

Mongolian Nut Combuster

A sexual encounter involving 3 males. One fully naked man is standing with his scrotum dangling and his legs spread wide. The two others are wearing full Mongolian native tribal gear standing 10 yards away from the man. One is facing his front, and the other is facing his behind. They begin chanting, and when the chanting reaches a climax, they both charge head first and torpedo dive into male 1's nutsack causing a full explosion, Then males 2 and 3 use the blood and mutilated testicles to masturbate.

I cant believe i just gave my grandfather a Mongolian Nut Combuster!

by Dogfood11 April 4, 2017

Mogulity

When someone radiates big mogul energy, or has the ability to be a mogul. Can also be used as a way to flaunt your top mogul status.

Alisa Ramirez: I find tranquility in my Mogulity

by lovescontrol on twitter December 12, 2018

Mongolians

The people who break down your shitty wall.

GOD DAMN Mongolians!! Thats the last time you gonna break down my shitty wall!

by City Wok Guy November 10, 2003

mongoloid patrol

any bus or van full of retards

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

Mongolian Ladder

Three or more individuals perform oral copulation balanced upon each others' shoulders. The person standing on the ground forms the base of the ladder, the second participant sits on the shoulders of the first permitting oral genital contact, and so on. The maximum height of the ladder is determined by the strength of the participants.

Those circus people are freaky yo - I heard they runnin' Mongolian Ladders all night long!

by Stumpy23 February 21, 2008