Mong

Stupid person who thinks that mong is a good word to use to describe an idiot when we already have the word idiot that has served us well for centuries.

I called him a mong, that makes me a mong myself....

by yahweh1234567890 November 27, 2011

Mong

a man thong or a thong that a man might wear

eww his mong was poka dottted

by nat May 13, 2005

Mong

Used when you have nothing to do or just want to have a lasy day somewere

Dude a think am just gonna have a mong day

by VAMOS08 February 4, 2009

Mong

Someone physically unattractive; ugly

Girl One: Look at that ugly guy over there!
Girl Two: Ew, what a mong!

by catchtheotter September 25, 2010

Mong

Short for Mongoose. Affectionate term for idiot.

"I said, meet me at 8:30 you mong"

"Don't be a mong, come out drinking with us!"

by Bekkii September 26, 2006

Mong

1) An extremely idiotic and/or stupid person.
2) Dafydd.

1) "Dafydd is a mong."
2) "Dafydd is a mong."

by bob April 23, 2005

Mong

1. An idiot;
2. An Asshole;
3. A penis rack.

I just bought myselg a new Mong the other day!

by AB August 28, 2003