MIMFITOPI

Mother I Might Fuck If The Opportunity Presented Itself. Slightly below the rank of a MILF.

Pronounced mim-fee-top-ee.

"Dude, Farah Fawcett is such a milf."
"I guess she's alright, I'd say shes a definite MIMFITOPI."

by W3|N3R February 1, 2009

Momtitled

1. Thinking the world owes you everything just coz you popped some brats out.

2. Thinking said brats are entitled to special treatment coz they're a special snowflake

Mom: I'm not standing in line, Makennedy and Lashanita can't wait for their gluten-free triple chocolate froyo frappes!

Bystander: wow, that bitch is so momtitled!

by Bitchbettahavemy$$ August 31, 2016

Moffit

A fag that lets gays feel him up and has one testicle.

Did you hear what he did with the gay kid? Yeah, he's a moffit

by MMSObserver July 13, 2009

momfia

a group of female from all over the U.S. that are mothers that like to create drama online and off line in other mothers lives instead of spend time with there kids. They consider themselves like the mofia for moms.

Watch Out for the MOMFIA
dont mess with the MOMFIA
mess with one mess with all
Do we need to call in the MOMFIA to kick some ass
myspace is the momfia

by Janedoegotyou April 2, 2008

Moffit

Donkey Rapist, term popular in East Northamptonshire around small rural villages. Highly offensive!

"Dave is blatantly a Moffit."
"Lock up your Donkeys, there's a Moffit about!"
"What a moffit that guy behind the bar was!"
"He was sucking his thumb, what an absolute Moffit,"

by Joseph the noble prophet Smith January 9, 2008

momitha

A blackanese woman that has thick curly hair and brown eyes is really smart and she doesn't like you and usually can't find her husband(Waldo)

Momitha is my stepmom

by I love farts November 27, 2013

momfia

a group of female from all over the U.S. that are mothers that like to create drama online and off line in other mothers lives instead of spend time with there kids. They consider themselves like the mofia for moms.

Watch Out for the MOMFIA
dont mess with the MOMFIA
mess with one mess with all
Do we need to call in the MOMFIA to kick some ass

by Janedoegotyou April 1, 2008