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mombitch
moms that are pms-ed ALL the time and make up reasons to yell at their kids since they have no other ppl to berate. usually divorced and/or working at high-stress jobs. kid basically becomes a burden to them, STILL, they won't let the dad have the kid b/c of their stupid arrogant pride. these bitches will get pissed off just seeing their kid's face (especially w/ a report card). just think: endure until you finish high school. then leave and never come back, leave a note "bye forever you stupid verbal-abuse bitch. i will definitely not miss you. im crying with happiness. you probably are too, you selfish loud tard." don't confuse these with the "teach-moms" that actually explain why they yell.
If you're a "mombitch", you're probably reading this comment over your kid's shoulder and will proceed to yell at them and force them to promise to take care of you. yep, that confirms you. you're 100% mombitch. if you now proceed to beat your kid, just so you know, you're going to hell.
mombitch by only2moreyearskid May 30, 2006
Momina
Momina is a beautiful, modest girl who has a heart of gold. When you look at her she posses such purity and noor (light) in her face that you can't help but have so much love for her. She carries characteristics of a virtuous, pious woman with great wisdom and compassion for others. She is known to be very lovable and innocent and has so much beauty both internally and externally that her personality shines through. Momina is the type of girl who is quite private with her life so the more you talk to her the more you want to get to know her. Everyone wants to become friends with Momina as she is someone who is respectable amongst her peers, and is seen as someone who you would always turn to for advice and moral support as she never judges. Momina is the type of girl who is always giving but recieves very little back, she never complains and is always happy. Any guy will be extremely lucky to have a Momina as their girlfriend or even better as their wife, as she is every guy's ideal pious wife so never let her go cos she is one of a kind and you will live with regret if you do. Momina is a sweet, loving girl who is always up for a laugh and can be a bit crazy which only a few people are lucky enough to see that side of.
I need help, I need advice, I need Momina!
Whoa look at her face glow like a Momina
Bro I would marry that girl Momina ASAP if I was you cos you don't know who else might take her off your hands just saying....
Whoa look at her face glow like a Momina
Bro I would marry that girl Momina ASAP if I was you cos you don't know who else might take her off your hands just saying....
Momina
Momina is someone with a beautiful personality. She is someone who is cute and innocent when you see her. She may seem quiet at first and quite shy but once you get to know her she begins to open up her personality which is filled with laughter, craziness and kindness . (She takes time to open up but be patient) Momina is the type of girl who will always look out for the people she loves, she becomes very attached once she gets to know a person and begins to shower them with so much love and care. Anyone will be lucky to have a friend like Momina who will always be willing to help and guide them with her wisdom. As well as any guy will be lucky enough to have a Momina as their wife as finding a girl who is so modest, humble and pure is rare to find in this day and age, you will be stupid enough to let her go away. The name Momina in arabic means 'faithful' and 'truly believing' everyone needs a Momina in their life and that's a fact!
Dude that girl over there looks so cute and innocent, she is such a Momina
Ahhh I need some help and advice, I need Momina
Ahhh I need some help and advice, I need Momina
Mombitch
A mom who is a bitch, specifically likes to argue/criticize about anything and put her child down to make herself feel better. Is pms'ed all the time. Argues with her children because someone probably pissed her off at work, but cant argue with them because she is a fake -- you will notice that she is nice in public, but at home is a complete bitch.
Cant actually give a reason why they are angry, yelling, or why their point is correct -- will ignore your actual good points by using physical attacks, screaming, threats, etc. Cant stand the fact of loosing an argument so her arguments are shit even though you both know that she ( the mom) is wrong because of her stupid arrogant pride. Also cant stand having not being the last one doing the "payback" or cant stand being the last one corrected, example: If you do win an argument and shut her up -- she will probably say no as an answer when you ask her to go to your friends party as a sign of payback because she couldn't argue back on that last argument you had with her last week.
Cant actually give a reason why they are angry, yelling, or why their point is correct -- will ignore your actual good points by using physical attacks, screaming, threats, etc. Cant stand the fact of loosing an argument so her arguments are shit even though you both know that she ( the mom) is wrong because of her stupid arrogant pride. Also cant stand having not being the last one doing the "payback" or cant stand being the last one corrected, example: If you do win an argument and shut her up -- she will probably say no as an answer when you ask her to go to your friends party as a sign of payback because she couldn't argue back on that last argument you had with her last week.
My mombitch said "no",so I cant go to your house, partly because I corrected her in an argument yesterday which literally has nothing to do with this invitation.
Mombitch by yehboiitsme March 28, 2019
mamitysir
When you can't tell what gender the person is. It is the polite way to address a he she. Usually said in a British accent