Molester Moon

-is the alias that my former molester went by

-Is a moon that looks very "molestery", I can be summoned by sending the molester moon emoji 3 times to a person via text message

I just got molested by molester moon

by Zamozugs April 7, 2022

Molester Jester

A predatory male online that everybody takes the piss out of.

Adam: Leave me alone you guys!
Lee: Fucking Molester Jester
Adam: I'm not a pedalo!
*Terence gets Molester Jester tattooed*
Angela: Hi lomsbao sjizbak kdkks oops lol

by Debortables August 28, 2019

Molester Frames

A distinct pair a round rimmed glasses mostly associated with Jeffery Dahmer's iconic creepy, sex, demon, chimo look. Most commonly seen in child molestation mugshots, with dungeon and dragons tattoos.

"Aye, Jeffrey Dahmer looking motherfucker over there is rocking them molester frames."
*Jeffrey Dahmer guy intensifies his jerk off session in the Denny's.

by RealLastat October 9, 2019

MOLESTER FACE

A FREAKY ASS GRIN YOU GET ON YOUR FACE RIGHT BEFORE YOU SLIP YOUR WILLIE IN A 12 YROLD IN THE MIDDLE SCHOOL PARKING LOT a freaky ass grin you get on your face right before you slip your willie in a 12 yr old student in the middle school parking lot!!

I SAW THAT MICK THE VERIZON GUY HAD HIS MOLESTER FACE ON WHEN HE WAS LOOKING AT THAT LADY'S DAUGHTER i saw that mick the verizon guy had his molester face on when he was looking at that lady's 11 yr daughter bend over in the store

by Jimmy n. Buddah November 24, 2006

molester-molester

someone who is attracted to child molesters and/or molests child molesters

I'm glad that Sabrina's a molester-molester, as there some guy who hurt my sister and i want to avenge my sister's soul.
Homeboy is molester-molester so Jeffrey (a child molester) better run.

by hugedickrandy August 14, 2025

molester-molester-molester

someone who molests those who molest child molesters (aka molester-molesters)

I hope the moletser-molester doesn't get caught by a molester-molester-molester

by hugedickrandy August 16, 2025

Trout Molester

A Trout Molester is someone who has no self-control when it comes to their raging libido. A Trout Molester will dip his penis into anything that has a hole regardless of obvious painful consequences.

They will even perform throat sex on a Trout while totally disregarding the fact they have razor sharp teeth -- all in the name of an insatiable and overwhelming lust for sexual release.

Trout Molester = A person of Extreme Sexual Deviance.

Matthew: Wtf is going on in this god damned neighbourhood? Someone is going around removing door knobs on all the homes while leaving clumps of mayonnaise in it's place. Weird.

Higz: You have it all wrong, dude. It was Terry the Trout Molester who lives on the corner. He is responsible, and by the way; that's not mayonnaise.

Matthew: Huh?

Higz: The guy has no self-control, and he will stick his dick in anything with a hole, regardless of whether or not it has a pulse. Last week I caught the Trout Molester in the park having sex with a hollowed out cob of corn. He said that he suffers from obsessive compulsive disorder and therefore, "not (his) fault".

Matthew: What a sick cunt! Tonight I'll be rigging a door knob and motion detector to my wood chipper out back. That'll learn 'em, fuck yeah!

by Higzy Teflon April 28, 2012