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Police Officer: Looks like the Wet Bandits have struck again.
Inspector: We've got another moistery on our hands.
by TopTextBottomText April 24, 2017
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Moistenising

(PrenouncedMois-ten-i-zing). An adjective that describes a noun that makes things very moist. yeah. I like moist. It, even more, moisterising with accent marks. mòïšt. Møìšt îś vårÿ môïštęńīśįñg tô śâÿ.
I have a vary moistenising keyboard. Please, come to my basement, its very moistenising. Officer͡° ͜ʖ ͡°, these are my children, they are vary moistenising. î ñęvér brökê óūt ãf ā moistenising cèłł, stôlę å çömpùtër ãńd púbłīšhėd mÿ wørd ín Ūrbâñ Dïçtīœńārÿ.
by not-a-cult-leader January 31, 2018
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by Mega moist man June 14, 2018
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Moistees

noun: what happens when a female or homosexual man becomes sexually aroused. Causing profuse amounts of lubricants to secrete from the vagina walls and/or rectum.
Dude, I just gave Gina the moistees.

Guy 1: Hey bro. Why is the couch all wet?

Gut 2: Sorry brosef, I just watched Sleepless in Seattle and got the moistees.
by Not Jordan and Brandon May 7, 2009
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Moisterous

When moist just is too moist.
Her body was too moisterous.
by Verno T December 9, 2016
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Moister Than an Oyster

Girl, you make me moister than an oyster.
by MoistMan April 26, 2015
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Moister

A level of moist beyond which a standard level of moist is
Nothing gets a girl moister then doing a Christopher Walken voice
by Gr8Kermudgeon April 19, 2017
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