mozzap

An electric mosquito killing device, common in China. They look like a tennis racket with a metal mesh, and electrocute mosquitos when you press a button and hit them with it.

There was a mozzie biting me last night, so I got my mozzap out and zapped that mo-fo! Yeeeeaaahhhh!

by neorococco January 16, 2011

MAZZAPOTAMUS

Obese man who sits behind a computer all day.

MAZZAPOTAMUS only has online friends.

by Crimsons Cat October 16, 2016

Dirty Mozzarella Stick

Term refers to a deep fried piece of shit/fecal matter. Originally used in the Mr. Becker contest, May 2009.

Chef Eileen has since resorted to frying up pieces of shit, however, I find her dirty mozzarella sticks irresistible.

by Katie Zimmerman April 25, 2009

mazzallini

(verb) - (to be on a mazzallini.)
outrageous and in ends it’s a mad one styl.

ay nah that grey ting’s on a mazzallini, she gave me uck in that bush then tried lipsing man.

by big man riz January 12, 2020

Mazzarella

The last name of the coolest Italian family ever.

"Her last name is Mazzarella she must be Italian."

by shadowsushi February 12, 2010

mazzalean

A mad ting, used often in songs by artists such as D Block Europe

My guys doing mazzaleans out there innit

by bigmantingbmt January 27, 2021

Mozzarella

Traditionally to take a ball of wetted tissue paper that resembles a ball of mozzarella and throw it in somebody's face while they are sleeping (preferably with a hangover or drunk). With the addition of recent technology, documentation of mozzarella-ing has increased tenfold. Popular documentation methods include photography, but better yet, video. You can go 'oldskool' by using tissue paper or the increasingly popular 'nuskool' method of using a genuine piece of mozzarella. See 'mozzarella prank' Youtube

1. Let's go mozzarella his arse!

2. He got mozzarella-ed so bad, we even got it on video! Oh shit let's see. Youtube!

3. Nuskool Mozzarella to the face!

4. There's gonna be plenty of mozzarella-ing tonight!

by The True Chinman April 5, 2010