by Gryuhdyiokjgd Jkoifyogsd January 21, 2018
Get the Walter Mitty mug.I just watched the boss leave the bathroom without washing his hands. Do not lend him your pen - he has shit mitts!
by The Psychologist February 17, 2007
Get the Shit Mitts mug.Glove like hand and arm coverings (With or without fingers) that cover the Emo wearers self mutilation acts, such as cutting and scars from said acts.
Kid 1: "Hey, Jane is wearing her emo mitts today. She must have done some serious damage to her arms last night."
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Doctor: "Ok Jane, take off those emo mitts and lets see the extent of your cutting."
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Doctor: "Ok Jane, take off those emo mitts and lets see the extent of your cutting."
by Alleymac February 12, 2009
Get the Emo Mitts mug.The tissues a guy cums into when he is jerking off. He essentially catches the wad of cum in the tissue, as if the tissues were a baseball mitt.
Stuart always kept a box of wad mitts next to his bed since he jerked off every night before he fell asleep.
by BNoles November 10, 2009
Get the Wad Mitts mug.Verb. The act of partaking in masturbational activity using a baseball mitt. One must tenderize their preferred mitt and likewise toughen the area to be stimulated in order for successful mittsturbation to occur. After many sessions with one's mitt, the mitt will be considered "broken-in". Each session brings the mittsturbator closer to this desired state of mitt. This is an extremely advanced technique in terms of self stimulation, and should only be exercised when one considers himself (or her...self..) ready. Prerequisite: one must be a major league masturbator in order to commence in minor league mittsturbating.
John mittsturbated with his new Easton glove, which ultimately resulted in a pop-fly to center field.
Stanley asked his girlfriend to mittsturbate him. Unfortunately, she could not because she did not own a left-handed glove.
Stanley asked his girlfriend to mittsturbate him. Unfortunately, she could not because she did not own a left-handed glove.
by Neezplz January 9, 2010
Get the Mittsturbate mug.A fictional character prone to daydreaming and fantasy. Currently in the news in the UK after a government official compared a UK intelligence worker David Kelly to Walter Mitty. Dr Kelly then killed himself, sparking the Hutton inquiry which will probably be a whitewash and Tony Blair will cling to power for a little while longer. Tosser.
by Ian Chode September 17, 2003
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