mitching

When someone stealthily hunts or pursues a persons facebook page that they are not even friends with and sometimes do not even have mutual friends with. They will stalk everyone from your mother to your 13 year old sisters facebook page.

Zach I think Mikey is mitching Eric's mother again!

by ultracotton October 19, 2015

bitchinitus

* Someone who plays Fortnite or any pussy game.

*Is unable to pull woman
* Chance of being gay and not knowing it.

Bob has bitchinitus from playing Fortnite.

by exasy_ June 30, 2023

mitchanidis

24 Hour Flu, Usually get it on Mondays, But DENFINETLY never on the Weekends.

"sunday evening" (on the phone with boss) Oh I feel like I'm getting mitchanidis, can't come in. Ill see you Tuesday.

by QLT Mascot September 12, 2023

Mitching out

To zone out, forget where you are and what you're doing, staring blankly into space, à la Mitch McConnell

Dude you got so high last night, after that last hit, you were mitching out for like 10 minutes straight.

by enronthedon October 2, 2023

mitching

the act of hopping like a bunny with carrots rammed deep in every hole in your body

last night when i went clubbin' with the furries i took out a carrot and everyone starting mitching

by altairalex February 5, 2015

mitching

Spending overt amounts of time at the computer helpdesk for 'computer help.'

Stop mitching around we have work to do.
She spends so much time mitching.
If I had to spend so much time mitching, I do believe I would die.

by Some Girls At A PARTAYYYY December 9, 2008

MITCHING

The state of extreme sweating, most times for no apparent reason.

Bro I was mitching so hard during my first class, I was embarrassed to lift my arms.

by PDT-Chico September 19, 2012