mit 

An east coast university with ugly looking girls who know how to do calculus. Also contains many uptight guys who have no idea what the word chill means, aside from an adjective to describe the weather.

I hate attending MIT.
I go to MIT, but I would rather go to Stanford

mit by Jameel January 18, 2004

Mit 

Just as a woman has a clit, so does a man. It is located where the head and shaft of a penis meet. The phrase "suck my dick" may be substituted with the phrase "lick my mit."

"Piss off dude"
"Lick my mit"

Mit by Alan Mayhem August 29, 2018

MIT 

(n.) The Georgia Tech of the North.

MIT is like DeVry on stilts.

MIT by T-Dog Jenkins January 23, 2005

MIT 

Yet another institute of technology with students just as stuck up and snobby as their counterparts down the street. Most students here think they're too cool for Caltech, yet they wouldn't have the balls or honor to survive at Caltech. Oftentimes students will beat you up if you say Caltech is more hardcore (it is by the way) because they clearly have an inferiority complex. If you don't want to put up with elitist and feminist douchebaggery and if you have any honor, go to Caltech instead.

MIT Student: Caltech sucks man! You guys have like no party scene and you guys aren't as prestigious as we are.

Caltech Student: Woah you clearly have problems! We just handed out T-shirts and called you "That other institute of technology" as a form of legitimate free speech. You guys on the other hand responded by stealing our cannon, which is illegal and goes against the seventh commandment. We have a simple honor code while you guys need a sophisticated computer network, frat parties, and prestige just to feel safe and socially accepted. Have you any decency left?

MIT by course18 September 24, 2006

mit 

Abbreviation of the word vomit.

Oh God, I think I'm gonna mit...

mit by El banditos August 22, 2006

MIT 

Wannabe Caltech located in Massachusetts. Although its programs in math and science are all very strong, Caltech's are stronger.

MIT...because not everyone can go to Caltech.

MIT by sciencenerd95 June 30, 2005

MIT 

Home to elitist, racist, and sexist douchebaggery. Combines the sadness of Caltech, the elitism of Princeton, and the sexism of Harvard into one schizophrenic institution believed to be a meritocracy. Claims to be as diverse as Stanford, but the people here have their heads too far up their assholes with problem sets to notice the flaws.

As sad as this may seem, I had to cross-register at Harvard to get away from these douchebags.

MIT...yet another institute of technology trying to be as awesome as Stanford.

MIT by MITTenkid September 17, 2008