Your Missus can be either your Girl-friend/Wife
usually girl-friend belonging to a teenaged or a guy in his early 20's
usually girl-friend belonging to a teenaged or a guy in his early 20's
by Kiwi-Babe September 15, 2005
Get the missus mug.When a man has MULTIPLE mommy issues or more than one mommy issue and wants a woman to take care of him like his mother did when he was a boy; so he never has to grow up and be responsible. Sometimes known as Peter Pan Syndrome because they never grow up.
Example of men with “missues” :
Men whose mothers were there but were cruel or mean to them growing up that feel as though they were robbed or cheated out of their childhood. They are then constantly searching for a “replacement mother” or “mommy” to correct the behavior they feel was inappropriate by their birth mother.
A man who was abandoned AND ignored by their birth mother, which causes them to have attachment issues and use women; never committing to just one woman.
A “lazy” or “unmotivated” male that allows a woman to assume full responsibility for ANY and ALL required marital duties.
Example of men with “missues” :
Men whose mothers were there but were cruel or mean to them growing up that feel as though they were robbed or cheated out of their childhood. They are then constantly searching for a “replacement mother” or “mommy” to correct the behavior they feel was inappropriate by their birth mother.
A man who was abandoned AND ignored by their birth mother, which causes them to have attachment issues and use women; never committing to just one woman.
A “lazy” or “unmotivated” male that allows a woman to assume full responsibility for ANY and ALL required marital duties.
Poor Joe, he has missues! I hope he gets help! His wife finally got sick of it and left his lazy ass!
Girl 1: Kristoff thinks he can just sit home while his wife Janet works full time. She even does all the cooking, cleaning, yard work etc. he doesn’t even shovel the driveway for her!
Girl 2: Yeah well she does it because she loves him & let’s be honest he lets her ...because Kristoff has MISSUES! Multiple volumes! Otherwise he’d man up!
Girl 1: Kristoff thinks he can just sit home while his wife Janet works full time. She even does all the cooking, cleaning, yard work etc. he doesn’t even shovel the driveway for her!
Girl 2: Yeah well she does it because she loves him & let’s be honest he lets her ...because Kristoff has MISSUES! Multiple volumes! Otherwise he’d man up!
by WickedHellamean November 8, 2018
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When a woman rejects information (especially from a man) based on the tone in which it is delivered. Related to mansplaining.
Let's get our egos out of the way of sharing accurate information: I'll stop mansplaining if you stop missunderstanding.
Even if what you're saying is correct, I'm still entitled to my missunderstanding.
Even if what you're saying is correct, I'm still entitled to my missunderstanding.
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She is such a Dave’s missus
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Missuasion
There is one hit on a Reddit Bernie Sanders forum (“Cult-like powers of missuasion”, 21 June 2017, describing another politician).
The OED enters the verb mis-suade, labeled as “obsolete, rare.” Google Books finds examples including two from the same Scottish writer from the early 20th century:
Herein is the hidden reef of literary psychology, and even so great a critic as M. Taine is occasionally missuaded by semblances which he takes for actualities.
<BR>William Sharp, in introduction to Charles Augustin Sainte-Beuve, On Man and Women, 1901
Though possessive above all others of that science of the percipient in the allied arts of painting and music, wherein he found the unconventional Shelley so missuaded by convention, he seemed ever more alert to the substance than to the manner of poetry.
<BR>William Sharp, in introduction to Life of Robert Browning, 1897
There is also the word dissuasion, with a meaning (“the act of dissuading” à dissuade: “to advise (a person) against something”) slightly different from missuasion
A useful and relevant word since its meaning is easily deducible from its parts (mis- as in misinformation + suade from persuade).
The OED enters the verb mis-suade, labeled as “obsolete, rare.” Google Books finds examples including two from the same Scottish writer from the early 20th century:
Herein is the hidden reef of literary psychology, and even so great a critic as M. Taine is occasionally missuaded by semblances which he takes for actualities.
<BR>William Sharp, in introduction to Charles Augustin Sainte-Beuve, On Man and Women, 1901
Though possessive above all others of that science of the percipient in the allied arts of painting and music, wherein he found the unconventional Shelley so missuaded by convention, he seemed ever more alert to the substance than to the manner of poetry.
<BR>William Sharp, in introduction to Life of Robert Browning, 1897
There is also the word dissuasion, with a meaning (“the act of dissuading” à dissuade: “to advise (a person) against something”) slightly different from missuasion
A useful and relevant word since its meaning is easily deducible from its parts (mis- as in misinformation + suade from persuade).
by Daria Emmanuelle February 9, 2019
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