Misfire

Accidentally sending a text, instant or chat message to the wrong person.

"dude your text said you wanted to rip my panties off?!?!"

"Sorry bro it was a misfire."

by JohnPatrickMCP November 3, 2008

Misdirective Love

A love or relationship that helps you realise your actual love for another. It is where you have been too distracted with your current partner to be mindful of anybody else, however, once the honeymoon period of the relationship passes, you realise the misdirection.

It works much the same as the misdirection used in a magic trick or a pickpocketing, where you realise that your watch or wallet is gone.

Brad: Man, did Jennifer look stunning tonight and she was flirting with me and everything; wish that she was mine.
Curt: Really? What about Alex, you know, your new girlfriend?
Brad: Ahh yeah...I've obviously been so distracted by her that I never noticed how much I want Jen!
Curt: That is some unfortunate Misdirective Love because now you're stuck with Alex.

by Ryryq March 5, 2010

baby cannon misfire

miscarriage

She was knocked up, but she had a baby cannon misfire.

by redheadbass January 13, 2013

miskin

noun

1.One who preys on little children, for various reasons

2. Verb: torture of ones perninium (gooch)

1. I don't know, that guy kinda looks like a miskin, I better keep lillte Drew inside.

2. Come on bitch, Miskin me!

by Rev. Nancy July 14, 2004

misktrackted

to screw someone over. the person must be named Carlos

hey carlos that guy just misktrackted you.

by sahnds September 22, 2006

Miskimbidiwa

A word with a very broad definition i.e. if someone asks a question that you don't know the answer to or couldn't be bothered answering reply with miskimbidiwa. Or in another case as a reply to a greeting.

How's it goin'? Miskimbidiwa.

by Dylan October 13, 2003

Missirlou

A ritual performed every Saturday Night preceding a night of Barbecue and Square Dance at a summer camp, in which the oldest campers along with alumni and staff members dance in the dark with the lights of and their eyes closed, while holding hands in a large circle.

Bob: I can't believe it's Saturday Night again!

Jimmy: I know! I always look forward to Missirlou.

by wueifgdsukbcueiw September 7, 2013