Cunty mints

a refresher of the vaginal region

look down your local confectioners

by Karl November 25, 2003

Winston's Mints

How you refer to someone who is annoying, stupid, or just plain not wanted. People who are generally Winston's Mints-ian are typically submissives trying to get to the top of the relationship, so the term Winston's Mints refers to a disgusting mint that would be spat on the floor, just like a sub would be in the relationship.

Little Kid: "Hey do any of you play minecraft?"
Everyone Else : "Fuck off , Winston's mints"

by jexson spankins July 13, 2016

breast mints

Slang for Estradiol which is a pill that is taken by transgender women which causes breast growth among other things. One common variety of it comes in the form of a green pill which has a minty flavor, hence the term breast mints.

Spironolactone, which blocks testosterone, may also come in a minty form although there are also very bitter forms of it.

My doctor just prescribed me breast mints and I am such a happy girl!

Random person: Which pill did you just put in your mouth?
Transgirl: Breast mints.

by Xer The Squirrel August 11, 2018

cum mints

The unwrapped mints usually left in an open bowl near the cash register of a Chinese or Japanese restaurant. It is said that people ejaculate into them and stir in the cum.

Restaurant patron #1: "Oh look, mints. Do you want some?"
Restaurant patron #2: "No way man, I never eat unwrapped mints - they're cum mints. People cum into those bowls and mix it in. Gross."

by Clamms January 1, 2017

sex mints

Birth control pills.

Quick girl! Pop some sex mints so you don't get preggo.

by Rosswell October 26, 2010

Blow Job Mints

when you have XXX strong mints they are great for the man whos recieving head.

aww mate! you go any BJM's? {blow job mints}
its like getting head in your mouth ;)

by rioLOL January 14, 2009

Mexican breath mints

Hot Tamales candy or the generic version thereof. Used by stoners to mask the smell of their pot breath, and to alleviate the munchies at the same time.

Bob: Do you think mom will smell the marijuana on my breath?

Mike: I don't know man, better take some Mexican breath mints to be safe.

by Tuftskins May 2, 2009