Hey I've just done I micro gym workout!
lazy gym, I just can't be bothered and yes of course I'm totally comfortable with my muffin top.
lazy gym, I just can't be bothered and yes of course I'm totally comfortable with my muffin top.
by Gym phobia January 31, 2014
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Generic, bland, corporate owned rock music for the unintelligent masses. Implies a low level sophistication, comparable to McDonald's.
Bob: Can we turn on the radio?
Tom: No, it's all McRock stations
Bob: McRock?
Tom: Nickelback, AC/DC, boring shit..
Bob: That's some bullshit, I'll just put in a CD
Tom: No, it's all McRock stations
Bob: McRock?
Tom: Nickelback, AC/DC, boring shit..
Bob: That's some bullshit, I'll just put in a CD
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Girl! I had the cutest guy over last night! He has a great job, looked good, a real nice guy. Then we started making out, one thing led to another. He got naked and OMG! I thought he got in a weedwhacker accident! He had a Venis The Micro Penis! I felt sorry for him. I faked a orgasm and he left. Won't be hooking up with him again.
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by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2019
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by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2019
Get the microasshole mug.The practice of producing constant, brief, crumb size deuces, not to rid the bowels completely, but to feel more focused, creative, and present.
Studying for this exam is really getting to me, I think I might start micro deucing during the next lecture so I can focus more on what the prof has been saying.
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