Miracle Shit

When you drop a fat load and are blessed with not having to wipe your ass, as your shit miraculously left no trace on your anus.

"Nothing like a Miracle Shit when you're low on toilet paper."
"I wiped and there was nothing! Talk about a Miracle Shit!"

by BanterBean April 18, 2017

Miraculous Ladybug

This show contains:

1. Marinette/Laydiebawg: "Cause I have a secret... I'm laydiebawg!!"

- Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Miraculous Ladybug 2021

2. Adrien/Ciat Nuoier: "She's just a friend, I mean my future wife."

-Adrien Agreste, C(h)at Noir 2021

Adrien: She's just a friend.
Marinette: *looks away*
Adrien: FUTURE WIFE LOOK HERE!!!!!!!!

-Miraculous Ladybug bloopers

by zeP0TAT0gurl August 12, 2021

Miraculous ladybug

The best show ever. If u don't publish this definition u prob haven't watched it and therefore have no life.

That show is so miraculous ladybug

by MLB lover 2020 February 28, 2019

mikachu

someone whos really bad at foursquare and is always late to class

wow mikachu late again?

by Kobley November 2, 2021

Miracle

A very shy girl. She smiles always, she's friendly, doesn't like disturbing people with her issues, takes care of her friends, she could make you fall in love with her just the moment you set your eyes on her.. She's beautiful, she never stops putting smiles on people's face, if you start ignoring her, she ignores you too. Every guy needs a Miracle in their lives. She's capable of giving you a boner just by being close to you. I miss her and still love her.

Dating miracle is the only miracle that had happened to me.

by HarmFree February 8, 2020

Miracle Wipe

After defecating, the first wipe of one's ass reveals a piece of toilet paper that is completely spotless and free of fecal matter. This is evidence that one's ass is already clean, requiring no further wipes.

I had to take a dump right before class. Luckily I had a miracle wipe, or I would've been late for sure!

by docpyser September 25, 2010

Spiritual Lyrical Miracle Individual

Stemming from TVFilthyFrank’s video “BAD INTERNET RAPPERS” in which one of the characters he plays says the line “I’m a spiritual lyrical miracle individual”. The phrase has come to be the inverse of the other popular term mumble rapper. A spiritual lyrical miracle individual is a rapper who is extremely corny and tries to use complicated lyricism to cover up their overrall boringness and unoriginality.

Guy #1: yo have you heard that new Hopsin track?

Guy #2: nah dude, he’s a spiritual lyrical miracle individual. He’s so corny!
Guy #3: whatever brohemeZ

by Longinus Aquarius Secundus IV December 3, 2018