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The Bar Mitzvah

noun, singular. Similar to a body shot; The skin of a penis is pulled over the head, creating a cylindrical enclosure. The inside is then filled to the brim with alcohol, and consumed like a traditional shot by a classy woman. After completion of the shot, everyone in the room must yell MOZZLETOFF!
The Bar Mitzvah: "I gave out so many Bar Mitzvah's last night that my penis has a hangover."
by Manafort Chubbz March 17, 2010
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Botched Mitzvah

“I went to Jason’s Botched Mitzvah Saturday. Jason threw up during his reading. The DJ never showed up. The ice swan melted and they ran out of shrimp.”
by MoLo36 June 30, 2009
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Werewolf Bar Mitzvah

1. (n) A shot containing 1 part goldschlager, 1 part crown royal, and 1 part pineapple juice.

2. (n) A coming of age traditional ceremony for a 13-year-old Jewish boy/wolf.
1. John order me so many werewolf bar mitzvah’s last night that I didn’t even realize she was fat.

2. Ryan’s Werewolf Bar Mitzvah was inspiring.

3. “Werewolf Bar mitzvah spooky scary, boys becoming men, men becoming wolves.”
by Harris Longshadow March 22, 2009
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Fortnite Bar Mitzvah

Heyyyyy everyone who reads this, you are all invited to my Fortnite Bar Mitzvah. No Skull Troopers cuz that's my costume!!! Bring your credit card information AND your social security number. No Defaults allowed (JK). Be there or be Dusty Depot. It will happen on Thursday, all are welcome. Only people with over 20 wins can come.
"Y'all are invited to my Fortnite Bar MItzvah"
by bigboipatek October 17, 2018
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mitzel

The most perfect girl you could ever ask for. She has a sweet smile although she’s not afraid to slap a bitch, even though she denies her beauty ness she’ll always be gorgeous no matter what. Mitzel will always be the bestfriend anyone could ever dream of having and she’s the most honest and funniest person you would ever meet. She will always cheer you up when your down and she will never let you leave without you haveing a smile on your face. NEVER take her for granted because you will regret it, don’t let her slip away because once she’s gone you’ll have a rough time getting her to give you a second chance.
Boy: “did you see mitzel walk by
Friend: “no”
Boy: “ well you just missed the most perfect girl ever”
by yo.girl May 19, 2018
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Mitzvah

Tiffany: I thought Bar Mitzvah means I have to get up on the bar and show everyone my mitzvah.
by thoughts_and_prayers June 5, 2019
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Bong Mitzvah

On the first Saturday (Shabbat) following 13 days after purchasing a new bong, the bong will go through it's Bong Mitzvah. The celebration is meant to welcome the new bong into the family. Traditionally at least 10 people (a minyon) wearing yarmulkes and talit should be present to take part in the festivities.
Hey man, your bong is 13 days old? What time is the Bong Mitzvah on Saturday?
by Bobby Gizzle November 7, 2010
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