mexican standoff

when you lose face to save your ass.

a possible example of a mexican standoff, is when a football team is losing really bad finishes the game without any major injuries

by trekarp May 12, 2009

Mexican standoff

Where two guys stand across from each other and they start to jerk off, first one to cum is declared winner.

Me and Tommy had a Mexican standoff last night but he won.

by westynator May 23, 2015

Mexican Standoff

When a David wants a strong woman who won’t go along with his bad games. It’s a romantic losing Mexican Standoff.

David really wants me but he won’t grow up and I won’t give in to his ways hence a Mexican Standoff.

by Romantic failure May 8, 2021

Mexican Standoff

A competition between two men to see who can ejaculate into the woman's mouth first.

"Me and Marc did a Mexican Standoff with Jamie-Lee last night.. Marc won."

by ShmeeShmorvo January 25, 2023

Mexican Standoff

A sexual manoeuvre where the man slathers his weapon in Tabasco sauce, slides into his girls holster and then they see who can hold on the longest.

I can’t believe Phillip won’t try a Mexican standoff, it’s sure to induce his wife into labour.

by WillyWankerNTheCocklateFucktry February 23, 2024

Mexican Standoff

When you are so plastered and bring home a solid 8 and start taking her clothes off and find out you both have flag poles ready to fuck.

Dude how was your night with that fox?….. ohhhh was good until I got home and had a Mexican Standoff :( Oohhhh Naw

by Ahab2121 February 13, 2025

Mexican Standoff

"The act of three men standing in a triangular shape and aiming there penises at each other, seeing who can get there jizzz on the other two people"

"Sorry mate, me and the boys can't come out tonight, we're celebrating Ronald's birthday by doing a Mexican Standoff"

by deranged_pervert100 January 2, 2026