m1stysc0ven

My hottest and coolest mutual on tiktok😩

Me: omg m1stysc0ven just posted a tiktok!!!
Still me: ughh they are so cool
Everyone else: yes they are very cool😎😎

by Bluecheychey June 12, 2021

Metty

An extremely large and most importantly round gluteus maximus, that can jiggle for eternities.

Ayo dat ass must be a metty cause jelly don’t shake like dat.

by Thecheekrippler August 7, 2019

Mestas

1. Mestas: A person who is a Mestas is an all right person. All right meaning that they will be your best friend in the world until you piss them off then they will beat you into the floor.

2. Mestas: A loud mouth trainer who goes the incredible extra mile for his people and keeps us all out of trouble.

3. Mestas: Charismatic, charming and sexy with the deepest eyes and insight you could ever imagine.

4. Mestas: A man who has been to jail or in trouble with the law.

5. Mestas: Someone who has more than one child and casually aknowledges them on occasion.

6. Mestas: Someone who is doubted and then proves your assumptions wrong when they blow your mind.

7: Mestas: Someone who will never back down, ever not from anyone or anywhere.

8: Mestas: another term for drunk.

9: Mestas: a man with a dick that can satisfy any woman. Someone who has the motto "Get fixed and fuck em all"

"Shit man, I am not scared. I'm a Mestas."

"Man, don't you know I am a Mestas?"

"Damn, you know that ain't my baby, I'm a Mestas"

by Tranqui Bubba April 3, 2009

meaty tuck

When a drag queen doesn't tuck in his penis very well and still looks like he has a penis.

RuPaul: "That is one meaty tuck.... womp womp."

by Dr.Breezy March 5, 2016

Meaty Madness

a cluster of middle aged men trapping an Innocent women repeatedly beating her from their thunder from
Down under (dicks)

chick 1: why didn't Julie show up at dinner last night?

chick 2: she ran into a flak of meaty madness

chick 1: that explanes a lot

by modc June 21, 2011

Messy Pod

A messy ass podcast (see title) that relies on segments and alcohol to pull them through. Hosted by a gay, black, award winning YouTuber named Mac and a Jersey hunk who stuck bread up his ass on live TV named Mike. Warning: the podcast is very messy and very gay.

Have you listened to Messy Pod on Spotify?
Lmao yeah, it's really messy.
Yeah, but it's hilarious.

by dannyisntalive January 27, 2021

messyourself

the best the funniest youtuber in this planet doesent do it for views acts like we are his friends which is really cool and most importantly he is very underrated

yo this is messyourself dont mess with him

by THE BLACK MAN FROM THE HOOD March 20, 2019